no hot dogs. [survey again] in The Wonderland Years: 2015. Done.

1: What do you put on hotdogs?
um i don’t

2: Do you say “anticlimatic” or “anticlimactic”? ‘climatic’. like where is the um other ‘c’ cause i don’t see it. doesn’t make sense to say a letter that isn’t there.

3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
oh those kind of flyers. the paper kind. i thought you meant like. the acrobat gymnast kind. um well i don’t get the paper so no.

4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
Black.

5: Do you use your parking brake?
well i don’t drive so.

6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on that wall?
no.

7: Do you know how to play chess?
yes i know how to

8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?
and once again. i don’t drive.

9: Do you ever read the last few pages of a book first?
no.

10: Ever fallen in the shower?
no. i have, however, fallen in the uh bathroom. right into the tub. yeah that was painful. er like into the edge of the tub not into the tub itself. i was drunk at the time. yeah that was not fun.

oh and i also fell down a 10 ft. flight of stairs once. well they were my stairs so. and now i’m afraid of stairs bc of that. that also wasn’t fun.

11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
ok and again. i don’t drive.

12: What’s the worst thing you’ve ever called someone you care about?
I don’t usually resort to name-calling, but have said some mean things to people I care about.

13: Do you have a Snuggie?
yes

14: Are you allergic to anything?
yes. oh you want to know what.

15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
no

16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
well. oh wait that’s for people who have their alarm clocks right next to my bed. mine’s not so. which wasn’t the 1. er i mean the q. q as in question. oh ok so once.

17: Ever driven away in anger?
ok and again...............

18: What’s your favourite freezie colour?
I dont know what a freezie is.

19: Are you a vegetarian?
no but ‘everyone’ thinks i am.

20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What’s on the top?
er you mean a trash can? recepticle i like that word. um and no.

21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
cross out and write above.

22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
no. i think i care more about things then people so no.

23: Do you think that things will get better?
like in general or...........or what?

24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
um regarding what, exactly

25: What’s your favourite quote?

26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?
uh well i’m 28 so.

27: What’s the most physically painful thing you’ve ever experienced?
um sex.........ual abuse. yeah.............

28: What’s the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you’ve ever experienced?
I’d rather not say

29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person’s life?
I don’t understand the wording of this question.

30: What’s your favourite book genre?
um well i like scrabble

31: Did you like “Gigli”? Be honest.
never saw it.

32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
as opposed to? the ‘in the theatre’ part’s a bit redundant.
oh and yes yes i have.

33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
yeah something like that

34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
the tv show or the movie?

35: Do dogs like you?
well yeah

36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?
no...........

37: Do people listen when you speak?
you mean when i talk? like cause speaking islike. well an orater [sp?] speaks. but 2 people talk, about something.
uh well sometimes.

38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?
well that was a random q. that sounds like something my mom would say. and yes. er i mean they’re ok.

39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well?
well i’m great at stating the obvious. oh and avoiding.

40: Do you use torrents?
no.........

41: When was the last time you paid for music?
uh...........been a few months.

42: Are you addicted to technology?
i. great now i feel like i ‘have’ to say ‘yes’.

43: Pick a person (you don’t need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
It is not someone I have written about or know on here. How I feel is disappointed, sad, angry, compassion, hope there is change in their lives, but cannot have them in my life at all anymore. Sometimes I feel rage. Sometimes I just feel sadness. [actually this was the answer the person who took this survey before me.gave but it’s fitting for me. well i wouldn’t say ‘anymore’ cause for me that’s a long time. but.........in awhile yeah for awhile].

44: Do you check your computer’s dictionary for the definition of words you’d otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
no.............

45: How heavily do you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
i don’t usually. also i don’t have texting so..........
although there’s a site called ‘damn you auto correct’. it’s pretty damn funny.

46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
no. i mean i don’t think i’ve ever gotten into one online.

47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
well online yeah.er i mean i pause them.

48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
i. what do you mean by a ‘regular’, alarm clock?

49: Peter Pan? Mickey Mouse?
um what about them?

50: How often do you fall up the stairs?
um not often

51: Do you pronounce “anti” as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: “That scene was very anticlimactic.”)
um.

52: Do you pronounce “via” as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: “We can get there via Tremont Street.”)
vee-uh