survey. in The Wonderland Years: 2015. Done.

Are you wearing a hat?
yes i always wear a hat. unless i’m changing or ‘washing’ [by which i mean dry-shampoo-ing] my hair.

Bottled water: yes or no?
like am i for it or do i like it or?........

Do you have a crush on someone right now?
no cause i’m not in HS.

What kind of laptop do you have?
um god windows?

Do you prefer writing with pen or pencil?
Pen, always pen.

Who was the last text message from in your phone?
idk

What’s your favorite season?
summer

Does your best friend have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
well he’s not w/ us anymore so....

Do you like them?
my best friend? well i would hope so.

Favorite radio station?
i don’t.listen to the radio.

Type your name into Google, what’s the first thing that comes up?
no

What’s your favorite song at the moment?
um............’hello’ by adele i think.

Coke or Pepsi?
idk

Favorite subject in school?
um english

Last concert?
never been

Next concert?
idk

Last magazine you bought?
um ‘good housekeeping’ actually. recently.

Last book you read?
um. it’s this sad book about teenagers w/ EDs. i read it once yrs. ago and decided to re-read it.

Do you prefer cats or dogs?
cats

Is there someone you want to punch in the face right now?
Not currently no

Favorite sports team?
............

State you most want to visit?
like right now or in general? and i don’t want to visit states i want to visit cities. and/or countries.

Are you a Facebook addict?
Kinda

When do you shower?
3x a wk. i don’t like.......showering. well actually i don’t like standing and even if i had a shower chair it’d be uncomfortable so. also i don’t like sitting like ‘normal’ people i like sitting curled up. and if i sat curled up in a shower chair i’d be afraid i’d fall. and if i sat on the floor well. i don’t like washing my hair that way so.........yeah.

What’s your dream job?
.......

What kind of car do you drive?
um i don’t

What word in the dictionary best describes you?

Lights on or off?
on always on. i don’t like natural light.

Are you a better listener or talker?
idk

Do you care about who wins the election?
Nope

Who was the most popular kid in 7th grade?
I dunno

Are you afraid of ghosts?
Nope

Is there something lacking in your life right now?
yeah. oh you want to know what.

What do you miss most about childhood?
like i remember.

How many times did it take you to pass your drivers test?
well i never took it so.

Do you drink alcohol?
yeah

Do you do drugs?
well alcohol’s a drug so..............

Are you a good liar?
well see. and i realise this doesn’t answer the q. my definition of the word ‘lie’ is different from 90% of other people’s. see my definition is someone asks you if you like...........blue for example and you say ‘no’ even though you do. see that’s a lie. a ‘lie’ is a yes/no thing. the other thing is a ‘dishonesty’. so um.........

Can you cook?
i was all about to answer that w/ ‘idinno can you?’ but then realised. well nvrm. like am i able to or do i?

Are you a cheapskate?
um.

What would you do with a million dollars?
well you know. i’d be rich. no that’s if i had a million dollars. um buy stuff.

Have you ever been to Disneyworld?
yeah.

How much time do you spend online?
um a lot

Last time you went bowling?
i don’t like bowling it doesn’t appeal to me. so...........i was like 13. i think. so...........um 15 yrs. ago.

Hot or cold weather?
hot. i’d rather be too warm than too cold and also i’m always cold and i’m actually terrified of being too cold so.

How many pairs of shoes do you own?
um about 7

Are you a shop-a-holic?
no

Where were you yesterday at 10:30?
a.m. my room at my mom’s p.m. my room at my house.

Are you afraid of the dentist?
not the dentist himself no.

Do you make wishes at 11:11?
…sometimes

Do you trust people?
Until they give me a reason not to

Who was the last person in your bedroom?
me. and i’m still there er i mean here.

Be honest, do you generally like people?
no people suck. they’re loud they’re annoying they’re in the way. they’re patronising they hurt you they.............yeah ok.

Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth?
well again my definition of the word ‘lie’.........is as i’ve stated above a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ thing. well if you’re gonna be honest w/ someone only to upset them then.don’t. unless you *want to upset someone..........i really don’t know. i’d almost rather people not be honest w/ me if it’s only going to upset me. i mean yes it does depend. in a weird way people are lucky i care enough not to be that honest. it won’t do anything for anyone.

Who was the last person you got into an argument with?
um probably..........evan.

If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?
into my own place.

Does it take a lot to make you cry?
um

What was your last text message about?
idk

Whats your first thought when your alarm goes off?

Did you like this survey?
great now i feel like i ‘have’ to say yes. um i didn’t not.like it. i mean it’s a survey they’re not.really all that spectacular.