tune of JEREMIAH WAS A BULLFROG in song parodies

John Travolta was a sweathog
“Welcome Back Kotter” I dug
but now he comes off like some kind of weird robot
that’s what joining a cult does
religion is one hell of a drug, sing it

don’t sell your soul
not for any goal
don’t sell your soul
no matter what the fee
not even to me

and if I were the king of the world
I tell you what I would do
I’d deprogram each brainwashed person in the world
then we’d bask in the real and true, sing it now

don’t sell your soul
not for any goal
don’t sell your soul
no matter what the fee
not even to me

Travolta don’t love ladies
that’s not his idea of fun
but going all new-age to pray the gay away
that hasn’t worked for anyone
you know that hasn’t worked for anyone

don’t sell your soul
not for any goal
don’t sell your soul
no matter what the fee
not even to me