...it's time to light the light! It's time to meet the Muppets...On the Muppet Show Tonight. Bum bum bum. It's time to put on makeup, it's time to dress up right. It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!
Statler and Waldorf: *Why do we always come here? I guess we'll never know, it's like a kind of torture, to have to watch the show....
And now let's get things started, why don't you get things started, It's time to get things started on the most sensational, inspirational, MUPPETATIONAL....This....IS.....What......We Call the MUPPET SHOOOOOW.
And then, like, Gonzo blows a trumpet, but it's a sour note.
Here: is where I would put a line break, and then I would write in REALLY BIG LETTERS SOMETHING LIKE:
OH HELLO
((and then I would explain, I had to put the Muppet Show Lyrics in because I felt like my first entry here needed a little fanfare, like I couldn't just show up and be all))
OH HELLO
After 11vnty Bazllion Years of being AWAY. Like, we needed a Buffer.
But I don't think I have that option here. And that is part of my THING, and what makes me still love Open Diary ((wait are we allowed to mention The Other Broken Place here?? I don't know The Rules yet)) still and I always will love that place, but it seems like it is TIME to switch over to here.
A few reasons for this:
a) I wrote an entry over there and I got about three notes
b) So I deduce that all my pals are all over here OR
1. You all hate me
2. You are boycotting me
3. You gave up on me long ago
4. You're all a bunch of pricks
c) It's kind of nice to have a nice new fresh clean white start
d) I need to start writing again
e) Like my soul needs it.
f) Of course, the eternal reason: I have ONE THOUSAND things I would like to tell you and catch you up on and FUCK
I HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE.
Two problems I foresee with Prosebox so far:
a. I can't use my crazy big letters and fonts so I might be using a lot of CAPS and that's just going to seem like I am shouting b. Privacy
What do I do about the Privacy factor y'all? I mean, being the victim of a Terrible Breach over at the other place, how can I know that I can Trust again?!?
Maybe we can all make a blood oath right now in blood that whatever I talk about here in this New Secret Telling Place just won't be used against me in
A court of law
On FaceHooker
In any other capacity to fuck up my life
In emails to Important Persons like Bosses or ExBoyfriends Or The President Or My Mom Or Police or Judges Or Court Reporters ((or Meter Maids))
4a. And/Or By courier pigeon
Do we all swear to keep each other's secrets?!!? I assume that's the deal over here, but I assumed that was the deal over at the other place and I got fucking burned.
[[Somebody please fax me a copy of the Prosebox Rules k thx bai.]]
If you are in agreeance and accordance, please sign your name in a note at the bottom. WITH BLOOD.
Okay, that's all I guess I wanted to say this morning.
OH! Except the ridiculous lists in this entry made me think of this funny image I saw recently that I will attempt to share with you now. Let's see how easy it is to insert a picture into an entry shall we?
I'm not sure if that worked. Hmmm.
OH HELLO
And...good day Sirs And Madams. I SAID GOOD DAY!
EDIT:: That was a semi-fail. The picture didn't show up, and all my lists look jacked. Not a promising start Prosebox. Do I need to be an HTML expert to write here? HALP.
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