Divine Hate Crime in Adjunct to 8/9/2013 flash friday; a trinity of flashs

  • Feb. 27, 2016, 5:32 p.m.
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I’m not sure anyone would believe this without a photo. I took a bunch, they all sort of looked the same, but photo bucket didn’t seem to like most of them. It’s a snow cross on my front lawn.

The two most probable explanations are; 1) A hate Crime 2) Divine something or other.

The argument against a hate crime is there aren’t any footprints. The argument for a hate crime is that’s what they do when doing hate crimes against Jews, make a cross on the lawn, though usually with fire. The little bit hard to believe part is that it’s done so well.

The argument against Divine something or other is that’s just silly and I’d probably have a better part of speech than something or other, like a noun, or, at minimum, something less ambiguous. The argument for Divine something or other; It’s a cross. On the Lawn. Without Footprints. The little bit hard to believe part is it’d be like a hate crime from god; What do you have against my kid, Jew?

The neighbors have a snow fort on their lawn. There’s lots of footprints around it though and it smells a bit like tecate and tequila. It’s pretty obvious that it was built by Mexicans. Heh. Maybe college students who are flunking math and Spanish and thought it was Cinco de Mayo. It looks like the flank was hit hard by snow balls. Perhaps it was a hate crime too. Next week or so it’s going to be in the fifties. I guess if there’s a cross on the lawn then I’ll have to rethink everything.


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