A survey... in Conversation

What level of brightness do you usually keep your phone at?:
Is there an actual level.... somewhere in the middle.

Have you ever attended a religious or private school?:
Well, la te freaking da… negative

Do you have any pets and are they cuddly?:
Animals belong in the great out of doors. Not dragging their itchy,smelly ass across my carpet whenever they feel the urge. I also notice most animals are not properly trained to vomit in the toilet like most of us self respecting humans which I find a nuisance regarding clean up

What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?:
I worked a bar as a morning janitor and then evenings as bartender. The cleaning of a barroom toilet. I think that was fairly unenjoyable in hindsight.

How many cars does your household own?:
One.

Do you know anyone named Edward or any nickname of that?:
I’m old as dirt so yes I have come across and Ed or two.

What time do you usually have dinner?:
About 6 pm.

Are there any cracks or scuffs on your phone?:
Nope

What’s your favourite meat?:
Cockadoodledoo

Do you need glasses to read or drive or need them all the time?:
yes I do.
What did you do new years eve last year?
Watching my alma mater getting their ass crushed.

Is the internet fast where you live?:
plenty fast.

What is your favourite meal of the day and why?:
The one I have at a restaurant as there is no clean up.

Do you like long surveys or short surveys better?:
It’s all good

Xbox, PlayStation or neither?:
Playstation.

Have you ever been to a cocktail bar?:
Who calls a bar a “cocktail” bar?

Do you consider yourself a fast typer?:
average.

What’s the best amusement park you’ve ever visited?:
Cedar Point.

Do you keep the cabinets in your kitchen and bathroom organised?:
I am very organized..
Have you ever had a romantic fling?:
a fling… who does the word selection for these surveys… yes… I have fucked unwisely…

Are you a very forgetful person?:
What was the question again?

What was the last movie you watched?:
The Magnificent Seven. It was suppose to be a great classic western. I was fairly disappointed.

How old were you when you got your first car?:
19

What colour is your shampoo?:
Amber and semi clear. Vitamin E stuff.

Are you doing anything tomorrow?:
Work sadly…

Do you know anyone who’s gotten pregnant over the age of 40?:
Oh yes…

Tell me a silly little old wive’s tale you believed when you were a child.:
The if you crossed your eyes long enough they would stay that way forever. Something about hairy palms too.... how did that one go…

Who does most of the grocery shopping in your home?:
Me

Have you ever been approached by someone in public preaching about religion?:
yes.

Are you listening to music right now? If so, what’s the theme of the lyrics?:
No music at the second

What was the last thing you had to eat?:
Protein bar.
Do you like to see it snowing outside?
No thanks. I’m good.

Do you tell your family you love them enough?
Sadly no
Do you like getting jewellery or do you not wear any?
Love my bling

When you were in high school did you ever have bomb threats?
Don’t thinks so
Did/Do you get school cancellations because of snow?
Michigan= yes.

Would you consider anyone your best friend?
Yep the poor sap…stuck with me for life.

Who knows ALL of your secrets?
Nary a soul

Do you think Santa is stupid or do you like that type of thing?
There is someone on this planet that does not like Santa…

Do you watch a lot of NFL football?
Not compared to the typical fan..

Have you ever used the word ‘lame’?
yes
Do you eat dinner with your family every night?
No

Did you have a job before you were in college?
laughable question from my generation. It was expected.

Are you failing any of your classes at the moment?
Just life.

Have you ever thought about what it would be like to have a baby right now?
My penis would never survive the trauma.

How are you feeling today?
Bored

Have you ever kissed someone and regretted it later?
Yes indeedy…although I would do it again and suffer the regret…

Do you lift weights?
Yes.
Have you used Limewire before?
no
Are you/Were you in a band? If so, what was your band name?
No.

Are you on birth control?
No

Have you ever tried cocaine or heroin?
I grew up in the 60’s and 70’s. Take a guess.

Do you know what a kettle weight is?
I do

Do you have any siblings? Younger or older?
I’m the baby of the family with a brother and sister.

Does your phone slide or flip?
neither

Have you ever had a one night stand?
yes…

Are you craving anything right now?
Craving the need to leave work. Again very bored.

Do you or any of your friends have children?
Friends do I do not.

When’s the last time you smoked?
Depends on what you are talking about smoking..

Who is your last sent text to?
You don’t know them.

Do you hate one word texts?
Texts are designed for abbreviating thoughts. So no

Have you ever eaten at Chipotle before?
Haven’t surprisingly.

Do you swear often?
Yes.

Is the taste of alcohol appealing to you?
It is to a fault.

Do you own any shirts with a peace symbol on it?
Strangely no

Have you ever dyed your hair light auburn?
Nope.

Do you have fair skin?
My freckles say yes.

What should you be doing right now?
My job.

Ever gotten in a car accident?
Michigan, snow, deer, drunks, youth, yes.

Are you afraid of getting your heart broken?
Not anymore.

Do you like when people play with your hair?
Get your paws off of me you stinking ape.

When was the last time you went ice skating?
nada

Do you like to brush your teeth?
laughs.... I wipe my ass too.... yes I like to be hygienically presentable.

What time is it?
10ish

Have you ever had a surgery?
no luckily

Do you look older or younger than you actually are?
Looking at my peers… I’m going with younger. Mostly due to the fact that a lot of my age group really let the health/ weight thing get away from them.

Where did you spend your last birthday at?
Home sweet home. Not a big thing at this point.

What is the last show that you watched a full episode of?
Walking Dead.

Is there anything you need to work on doing soon?
Not really.

Do you, or do you know someone who has taken karate lessons?
Yes