Dew

the inevitable Survey in Much a Dew about nothing

  • Dec. 21, 2013, 5:02 p.m.
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Don’t want to be the only one without this… (Copied it from Dani but I saw it in a few other diaries)

NAME: Dew (I tried about 3 others but they were taken, thereby beginning my diary career in unoriginality)

AGE: 23

HEIGHT: 159 cm (now you know…)

LOCATION: All over the middle of Israel. Usually writing from my job in Tel-Aviv

EYE COLOR: Yellow (I swear to God. The exact color of my hair).

FAVE RELATIVE: Very hard contest between my mom and brother.

MEMORY YOU MISS MOST: Being 17 - everything was new - drinking, smoking, being bad, having my first argument on each one of the major philosophical issues (aesthetics, body/mind, God, etc.)

FAVE DRINK IN THE FRIDGE: Diet coke!!!!!! (I get them in packs of 36 big bottles). Did you know it was only invented in 1982????????

FAVE TV SHOW: Party of 5, MTV the Real world.

FAVE CONCERT YOU’VE BEEN TO: Guns and Roses - it was so crowded it looked like a holocoust movie, but that was part of the fun.

IN THE CAR..AC OR WINDOWS: AC. The only thing I am happy with in my body is my hair, so I’m not going to subject it to harsh winds.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF: About certain things…..

FAVE ONLINE BUDDIES: My best friend Carrot Top and my roommate Spaghetti who I talk to more on e-mail than face to face.

FAVORITE BEER: Is that Canadian "topedo" thing considered a beer?

FAVE SMELL: Jasmine

SCARIEST PERSON: Anyone I’m in love with.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Migraines and being dumped. The pain that just doesn’t go away.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: After the gym…

FAVE SOUNDTRACK: Arizona Dream

WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS: Good - Getting my Ph.D at Chicago U, married (to Odie?) with 1-2 children, and still 52 kilo.

Bad - still working as a secretary, living alone in a two-bedroom apartment, ugly and unloved and thinking whether or not to bring a baby into all this…

WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING: Only Tuesday?

DO YOU HAVE CELL PHONE/PAGER: None. I’m tying to be inaccessible…

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Not really

ROLLER COASTERS- DEADLY OR EXCITING: Exciting!!!!

PEN OR PENCIL: Pen, definitely. Anything but a thick pilot makes my hand hurt.

FAVE AUTHOR: Hanif Kureishi, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Coupland

HOW MANY TIMES BEFORE YOU PICK UP THE PHONE: 2 rings. So no one thinks I’ve been sitting and waiting…

COOLEST THING ABOUT YOUR HOUSE: The balconies. The cows (my room is covered with cow things - cow mirror, cow chairs, cow binders, trash can, and many more…)

FUTURE SONS NAME: Used to have a ton of those but they all seem stupid now. Anyone have an idea?

FUTURE DAUGHTERS NAME: …

WHAT HAS MADE YOU CRY THE MOST: PMS (kidding). Probably fear of the future - that I’ll fail miserably at ordinary tasks and have no one to cry to.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Chocolate. Why does every dietetic ice cream have to be mixed with vanilla? I feel like sending them back all the half-packages of vanilla I haven’t used during the years.

SIGN: Gemini

THUNDERSTORMS: Only if I’m inside.

WORST JOB YOU’VE EVER HAD: Selling insurance (I lasted 2 days).

BEST JOB YOU’VE EVER HAD: This one. Can’t you see how hard I’m working?

ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELF: Not at the moment.

LAST MOVIE YOU’VE SEEN IN THE THEATRES: Waking Ned Divine. Cute.

WHAT MOVIE MADE YOU CRY: Breaking the Waves (only the second time I saw it). This happened to me a few times -crying the second time I see a film because I know what’s going to happen...

WHAT COLORS DO YOU HAVE ON YOUR BED: Blue with different-colored shapes

HOW MANY CDS IN YOUR COLLECTION: Maybe 20? I like cassettes. I have maybe 300 cassettes.

COFFEE DRINKER: Flavored Taster’s choice (not really considered coffee by the people who REALLY KNOW about coffee - the snobs)

SHOWER AT NIGHT/MORNING: Either. or after the gym.

WHAT’S MOST ROMANTIC SONG: Northern Star, by Hole. Nothing Else Matters, by Metalica (Don’t laugh)

FAVE MOVIE: My Own Private Idaho, Sammy and Rosie Get Laid.

FAVE CD RIGHT NOW: Skunk Anansie - Stoosh

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OUIJA BOARDS: The boards themselves never did me no harm.

HAT BACKWARDS/FORWARDS: Forwards, with a pony-tail sticking out from the loop in the back.

WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSEPAD: Cow (what else?)

FAVE BOARD GAME: Backgammon - light of my life. You can tell I’ll never make money: Backgammon is a game you play in the unemployment line. I should have like monopoly like my fellow MBAers.

FAVE MAGAZINE: New York Times Book Review (the snobs from the coffee can laugh at me now)

BEST THING TO DO ON A WEEKEND: Breakfast at a coffee shop, then shopping in Carmel market, then reading the paper(s), and sleeping ’till Sunday.

IF YOU COULD STREAK IN FRONT OF SOMEONE’S HOUSE, WHO WOULD IT BE: Stevie Wonder

GIRLS--WOULD YOU ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT: I did once ask a random guy off the street for his shirt - because I liked the shirt. In exchange I gave him my high school shirt. I didn’t like my high school.

IF YOU COULD CHOOSE ANY OCCUPATION..WHAT WOULD IT BE: Script Writer

IF YOU GOT A TATOO WHAT WOULD IT BE OF, AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: Ladybug climbing a stem of grass on my breast.

WHAT IS ON THE WALL OF YOUR ROOM: A surrealistic picture of a pillow burning in the sky above a small town.

IS THE GLASS HALF FULL/HALF EMPTY: Half of it is half full and half is half empty and the third half is yelling at me to improve my sense of humor.

COOL RANCH OR NACHO CHEESE DORITOS: Bamba

FAVE SNAPPLE: Kiwi-Apple.


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