survey thing.again. in yes i'm aware it's 2016.

What level of brightness do you usually keep your phone at?:
um i don’t...........know.

Have you ever attended a religious or private school?:
yes

Do you have any pets and are they cuddly?:
no and no

What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?:
i’ve only had 4 jobs and 3 of them were the same. well i volunteered at a place twice. and one paying job. and i volunteered for like a month down in fl. no wait that’s 5 jobs maybe. um oh right but anyway. none of them were like all that bad or anything.

How many cars does your household own?:
2

Do you know anyone named Edward or any nickname of that?
no

What time do you usually have dinner?:
well dinner time

Are there any cracks or scuffs on your phone?:
well i have a flip phone so no

What’s your favourite meat?:
um well i like shrimp

Do you need glasses to read or drive or need them all the time?:
well i don’t drive and i need mine for distance so

How did you celebrate your last New Year’s Eve?:
i was w/ my sister

Is the internet fast where you live?:
yeah

What is your favourite meal of the day and why?:
well you don’t have to be so confrontational about it ‘why’. um i love breakfast although i’m never up for it.

Do you like long surveys or short surveys better?:
I’ll let you know later.....

Xbox, PlayStation or neither?:
neither

Have you ever been to a cocktail bar?:
not that i know of

Do you consider yourself a fast typer?:
shouldn’t it be ‘typist’ and ............

What’s the best amusement park you’ve ever visited?:
I’m not fussed about amusement parks.

Do you keep the cabinets in your kitchen and bathroom organised?:
well technically it’s not my kitchen so

Have you ever had a romantic fling?:
i don’t know

Are you a very forgetful person?:
er what?

What was the last movie you saw in the cinema?:
well that’s a bit redundant as i watch dvds i see movies

How old were you when you got your first car?:
um i wasn’t. i mean i never had one.

What colour is your shampoo?:
it’s white and it smells pretty

Are you doing anything tomorrow?:
yes

Do you know anyone who’s gotten pregnant over the age of 40?:
Dunno.

Tell me a silly little old wive’s tale you believed when you were a child.:
why. [see what i did there? no maybe not].............um the airplane bathroom thing where if you you know use the people’s room on planes it goes..........

Who does most of the grocery shopping in your home?:
well i shop for my own stuff so..........

Have you ever been approached by someone in public preaching about religion?:
yes

Are you listening to music right now? If so, what’s the theme of the lyrics?:
no

What was the last thing you had to eat?:
well food. cmon!

Do you like to see it snowing outside?
i didn’t know there was weather inside but ok. like ‘oh the weather outside is frightful’. [that song.reminds me of my ex.anyway]

Do you tell your family you love them enough?
.............

Do you like getting jewellery or do you not wear any?
well i like it but i don’t wear it also that’s spelt incorrectly

When you were in high school did you ever have bomb threats?
not that.i know of.

Did/do you get school cancellations because of snow?
yeah

Would you consider anyone your best friend?
yeah

Who knows ALL of your secrets?
i’m not sure why that’s capitalised. you don’t have to yell i’m right here. and well they wouldn’t be secrets if someone knew about them now would they? no........no they wouldn’t. it’s like when people go ‘you keep a secret?’ yes but obviously you can’t if you’re telling me about it.

Do you think Santa is stupid or do you like that type of thing?
oh i misread that as ‘Sinatra’ and i’m like ‘uh no i like him’

Do you watch a lot of NFL football?
no

Have you ever used the word ‘lame’?
Possibly - it’s not something I would usually use.

Do you eat dinner with your family every night?
well that sounds like an obligatory question

Did you have a job before you were in college?
yeah

Are you failing any of your classes at the moment?
I don’t have any to fail.

Have you ever thought about what it would be like to have a baby right now?
well in order for that to happen i’d have to be pregnant so..........but apparently francesca eastwood was or is afraid of babies. according to that mrs. eastwood show. yeah that’s how i feel about small dogs like i’m going to break them. i mean and i’m not like.a particularly large person or anything they’re just.small. and that’s why i don’t like them.

How are you feeling today?
that q reminds me of stephanie. so annoyed.

Have you ever kissed someone and regretted it later?
i don’t.........well maybe

Do you lift weights?
no

Have you used Limewire before?
maybe

Are you/were you in a band? If so, what was your band name?
no

Are you on birth control?
no although..........

Have you ever tried cocaine or heroin?
no

Do you know what a kettle weight is?
no. if i want to know i’ll look it up.

Do you have any siblings? Younger or older?
yes younger

Does your phone slide or flip?
well it’s a flip phone so.........

Have you ever had a one night stand?
um i...........well in a way. [well a person either has or hasn’t]. no um that was the 2nd time i was raped so..........yeah.

Are you craving anything right now?
yes

Do you or any of your friends have children?
no and yes

When’s the last time you smoked?
like cigs or pot? or actually there’s also hookah

Who is your last sent text to?
well i don’t have texting so

Do you hate one word texts?
great now i feel like i ‘have’ to say ‘yes’. i don’t like it when people do that.

Have you ever eaten at Chipotle before?
yeah

Do you swear often?
yeah

Is the taste of alcohol appealing to you?
another obligatory question

Do you own any shirts with a peace symbol on it?
No.

Have you ever dyed your hair light auburn?
no

Do you have fair skin?
well i’m pale so

What should you be doing right now?
uh nothing

Ever gotten in a car accident?
been*
Yes.

Are you afraid of getting your heart broken?
again obligatory

Do you like when people play with your hair?
........

When was the last time you went ice skating?
um wow

Do you like to brush your teeth?
i’ve never encountered that question on a survey. um i don’t...........like it’s ok. i mean i do it but i don’t no i wouldn’t say i like it.

What time is it?
4 in the morning. well it’s from a song but it actually is.

Have you ever had a surgery?
ok who the fuk says ‘a’ surgery? it’s like getting ‘a’ coffee or ‘an’ ice cream. you can get a cup of coffee like no that’s not a thing. and yes i’ve had surgery.

Do you look older or younger than you actually are?
younger apparently.

Where did you spend your last birthday at?
um...............village inn

What is the last show that you watched a full episode of?
um wow.........................

Is there anything you need to work on doing soon?
well i don’t ‘need’ to i want to. it’s like when someone goes ‘do you need help?’. this reminds me of a story my bar friend Gwyn told me. well once when she was at/in a mall this lady came up to her and she’s like ‘do you need a pen?’ and while telling me the story gwyn’s all ‘bitch i’m 35 yrs. old no i do not need a pen’. you don’t have to patronise me nor do you have to talk down to me i’m not 2. no i know that’s not how it’s meant it’s just that what it reminds me of. that’s why i always ask my mom if she ‘wants’ help. people might require help or they might want it but they don’t need it. [well ok maybe some do. wait that sounds slightly bad. no but see that’s my point! or perhaps you don’t see. this reminds me of an evan story. ok um anyway].
on a slightly relevant note i don’t mind it when people tell me i look younger but i don’t like it when they act as though i am. like this one time. i was by my park waiting to cross the street and this mom and her daughter were crossing it and the mom’s like ‘you know you can go’. yeah i know that thanks. i don’t cross the street w/ people i don’t know. yes here i go. also oh the stupid safeway bitch who wrongfully accused me.
so i was in the store and i had a box of like rice that i was planning to you know purchase. like a lot of people do on a daily basis purchase things in stores. well i walked past her and she was by where the baskets are and she’s like ‘do you need a basket?’ um ok do you need to talk down to me. no if i want it i can get it my damn self. oh cause i was already on my way to get one. and i was planning to leave but then she accussed me of taking something. and then the guy checked my grocery bags. i even asked him if he wanted to see my receipts. like no i will fukin prove i didn’t take shit. like i have my receipts really it’s ok. well he was cool i liked him. i mean i didn’t like how it happened but he didn’t talk down to me. yeah my goal when i go to stores is to not talk to people so. yeah anyway so the lady told me she sees me there again she’ll call the cops.when i didn’t take anything in the 4 yrs. i’ve gone there. like call them about what that i was doing exactly what i was supposed to be doing in the store which was well i was going to purchase items. sorry it’s just the whole thing’s a bit absurd. first you talk down to me and then you threaten me yeah ok i see how it is that’s fine i like whole foods better anyway. [no actually i do other then they don’t have self checkouts and there are always so many godamn people in there. also safeway doesn’t have super awesome cake. but far as i know that’s the only safeway i’m apparently not allowed to go to]. one of these days soon i might call that safeway and just tell them all that. i know they say you can catch more flies w/ honey but who says i want to catch anything maybe i don’t. wow ok so anyway yeah talking down to people.no.

Do you, or do you know someone who has taken karate lessons?
oh i thought that was a repetitve question when i first read it. and then i realised they meant do i myself take............yeah. oh and no and no.

Last updated November 06, 2016