lunch elf lady in yes i'm aware it's 2016.

so apparently last wk. wasn’t super eventful. i don’t remember how long it’s been since this last happened. wow been awhile it’s been.a long while.

well so at lunch on wed. like i said our waiter was good looking. ok so he was hot. my sister left him a post it w/ her number and call me and her name it. i had a hard time focusing when i was ordering. he kindof reminded me of hook from once upon a time. and hook’s hot.and he’s irish. yeah damn. omygod. she was all nervous so we left quickly but i was all cool about it. ok leaving a place like you wouldn’t usually leave it makes people wonder.

so at bath bodyworks there’s this lady who’s small and reminds me of an elf. yeah the other lady michelle told me happy new yr. i was in there one day and we introduced ourselves. great now she knows who i am i’m not just some random shopper. um after trying not to run into alyssa a mall patron she ended up running into me and said hi. i said hi back. i mentioned her awhile back. and at bed bath beyond the lady asked us if she could help us find anything right.when we’d just found it. see people like that are the reason i don’t want to shop at the store any longer or be in there. no i’m a lot less likely to buy something/stay if a clerk talks to me.

Last updated November 19, 2016