Your lives are meaningless in Chunky giblets

Here, put this in perspective to your comfortable little lives. I just met a bloke with half his skull gone. He struck up a conversation, nice guy. He had seven brain tumours over the course of his life, spina bifida, diabetes, he was involved in a fire that left his neck to his groin covered in scars, and he is probably the most cheerful man I have ever met. “I take each day as it comes, and I’m thankful every time I wake up”.
Bear that in mind when you complain that you didn’t get the latest games console for Christmas, you insipid fucks.