Hi! in Chunky giblets

Sorry about the delay. It seems I’ve missed quite a bit, huh? Well, apologies. I’ve been dealing with insane people and life has been kicking me in the ass for a long time, but the last month has been pretty fucking awesome.

There’s a famous metal band called Al. B Damned and I met the drummer in a pub in Bournemouth, and now I’m like a roadie and shit. I’ll be seeing them next Friday for fucking free, which rocks, and hanging out with my new and insane mates. We have two tents now, so we’re pretty good, and there’s a chick who helps me out every day in one way or the other. I mean, she’s like my best fucking friend, we’re extremely close.

Extremely.

And so yeah, life is pretty good and not so bad and it’ll all come crashing down at any minute, but until then I’m doing well.

I’m writing this out on my laptop, which I’ve had for a while, but just couldn’t be bothered with PB. The girl I met here who I was into turned out to be a bit fucking nuts, and I needed to get laid, so I dumped her. Didn’t go down well, but fuck, dude, internet romances? Tacky, dude. Tacky. And now I’m getting sex every day from the aforementioned lady dude (who is so like me it’s insane) and I probably suck but fuck it, I deserve happiness, Goddamnit.

Anyway, there’s yer entry, now fuck off.