The gobbling will commence tomorrow. in The Awesome Chronicles of me.

I am kind of just here today. I am tired, I didn’t sleep well last night, Mainly because of my bad kitties. Boots likes to purr (Very loudly) when I sleep and when I eject him from the bedroom he then goes wild to want back in. Silly cat.

Today was okay. The Food was good, and the pie was good. (Pumpkin) Tomorrow is the turkey. Speaking of which the plastic rings they use to bind the legs or whatever is a pain in the butt, to the point where its still on there but still torn and such.

My brother actually behaved today. He wasn’t stupid. Thats amazing.

Thankfulness: My mom, my games, my kitties, my friends and sports.

I got some really cool stuff in FFXIV last night, including this really neat pony:

A Ki-Rin (Which plays the Final Fantasy Crystal music when mounted)

He flies.

I also got a Pegasus mount.

Now onto a survey that I’m stealing from the wonderful annie:

BODY
1. What do you like most about your body?:
Hahaha. I guess my eyes.

And least?:
Everything else. I am very self conscious about my body.

How many dental fillings do you have?:
A lot. Lets leave it at that

Do you think you’re good looking?:
Nope. Not by a long shot. (Heck I ran out of tinder matches one time)

Do other people often tell you that you’re good looking?:
Yeah, but I don’t see it.

Do you look like any celebrities?:
I’ve been told John Cusack. I don’t see it.

FASHION
1. Do you wear a watch?:
Nope

How many coats and jackets do you known?:
Two Packers winter jackets, a packers windbreaker, A white winter jacket, my pin hoodie, and a leather jacket that doesn’t get used often.

Favorite pants color?:
Black, and actually I like camo (more like the faux camo over real camo)

Most expensive item of clothing?:
I have a lot of jerseys, probably my winter classic authentic jersey.

What kind of shoes do you wear?:
Boots, and tennis shoes.

What’s your sense of style?:
Me.

YOUR FRIENDS
1. Do your friends “know” you?:
For the most part

What do they tend to be like?:
All across the spectrum.

Are there traits in you that are universally liked?:
I’m funny and eccentric, and my kindness to kitties.

How many people do you tell everything to?:
No one. Heck I think I have secrets from myself sometimes.

MUSIC
1. Favorite musical group ever?
No one, not real musically inclined.

1. Do you find any musicians good-looking?
   Nope. Don’t have Celebrity crushes

Can you play an instrument?:
Hahahahahahhano.

Type of music you’ve never listened to?:
I would have to say something like Deep south jazz music.

Type of music you love to listen to?:
Opera, Classical.

GENERAL QUESTIONS
1. Who is the smartest woman alive at the moment?:
I know a lot of smart people

Do you prefer a sunny or a rainy day?:
Sunny.

Do you consider yourself lucky?:
I can be.

Do you feel pity for people who commit suicide?
I want to help someone who try to do that.

Choose one word to describe how you most often feel?:
Adequate.

Why do you think God created you the way He did?:
Trick question.

If you were to describe yourself in words, not sentences, which words would you use?:
Silly, Honorable, goofy, somewhat smart, nerdy, Compassionate, Logical, even-keeled, sarcastic, strange, Me.

MORE JUNK
1. Name:
Christopher Lee.

Do you like it?:
ITS COMMON. WAY TOO COMMON.

Nicknames:
None really.

Screen names:
LordJunon, Ekhdal Brand.

Age:
36

Birthday:
29 April 1979 (dies)

Sign:
Tarurus

Ethnic Background:
I think I’m english. I never knew really.

Location:
Butler Pennsylvania

Job:
I kind of just help my mom, she needs more help than anything but i am (and should probably get on this soon) Want to go back to school for Photography/Videography

Relationship status:
Single

Crush:
I have many human crushes. But pizza is dominant.

Natural hair color:
Light brown

Current hair color:
The same

Eye color:
Green

Height:
5‘8”

Weight:
190ish

Birthplace:
Butler PA.

Shoe size:
I wanna say 10?

FAMILY
1. Parents:
Somehow my mom is alive, struggling but she is, don’t care about my real dad, my stepdad is dead. Don’t care. I could dabble cat litter on his grave and id be happy

Siblings:
I have a brother. He’s 5 years older than me. He and I are totally different (aka he is a fun sucking vampire)

Live with:
My kitties, Boots cat and Macaroni Kitten

Favorite relatives:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH oh thats a real question? Ha ha ha ha ha no. My mother, the only relative i can trust.

FAVORITES
1. Number:
12 i guess.

Color:
Black

Day:
Saturday

Month:
April

Movie:
Citizen Kane

Food:
I like Chicken wings. I also like pizza.

Sport:
Football (both kinds)

Subject in school:
History

Teacher:
None really.

Drink:
Mountain Dew (YES I KNOW SODA IS BAD GUESS WHAT? ID RATHER DRINK 3 CANS OF MOUNTAIN DEW THAN 3 CANS OF BEER EVERY DAY)

Vegetable:
Broccoli

TV station:
ESPN, Comedy central, NBCSN

Radio station:
None rally

Store:
Coolstuffinc.com

Expression: “Bance!” (From Flip the table, a podcast about strange board games)

Animal:
Kitties!!

Flower:
I’ve always been a fan of the tulip

PICK ONE
1. Me or you:
For the most part you (But i can be selfish once in a while)

Coke or Pepsi:
Coke

Day or night:
Night

Jeans or khakis:
Jeans by far.

Car or truck:
Car

Tall or short:
I like short girls.

Lunch or dinner?:
Dinner. Cha cha cha.

Lip stick or lip gloss:
Neither.

Silver or gold:
Silver. More elegant looking

Alcohol or weed:
I’m gonna have to say weed. I don’t really drink.

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS
1. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:
Hahahah. No.

Do you have a crush?:
Yeah, I have a few human crushes, and pizza.

How long have you liked him/her?:
A while. Pizza forever.

Why do you like this person?:
Honestly, I’m not going to dish into this because reasons. But Pizza never disappoints.

If you’re single, why are you single?:
Because love and relationships are dumb.

How long was your longest relationship?:
2 years

How long was your shortest relationship?:
3 months

Who was your first love or relationship?:
Oh First amanda. She threatened to jump out of a car many times, threatened to drop out of college because of a bat. Yeahhhh…

What do you miss about them?:
Not much, to be honest.

Who was your last relationship with?:
Tiffany. oi vey.

THE PAST
1. What is the one thing you would change about the past?:
Honestly. Id not of gone back to college for education. Recently the local school district consolidated schools and now its a cluster fork, and its hard around here to get something. Thats why i’m really pondering going back to school… again.

What is the biggest mistake you’ve made in your life?:
There are a few. Probably dating a couple people.

Last thing you heard:
The cowboys-panthers football game

Last thing you said:
Ill be up. Talking to my mom because I have to transport the turkey to her tomorrow when she comes out.

Last TV show you watched:
Non sports related: Hogans heroes

Last song you heard:
Uhm. I think it was rabbit of seville

Last time you took a trip:
Earlier this month to gasp con in pittsburgh.

Last time you said something bad:
Uhh.

FUTURE
1. What day is tomorrow?:
27 November 2015

What are you going to do after this?:
I’m going to take a bath. Get followed by boots, watch football.

Who are you going to talk to?:
Uhm. Probably my mom tomorrow.

Where are you going to go?:
Tommorow I go to my brothers.

How old will you be when you graduate?:
lawwwwllerskates

What do you want to be when you grow up?:
WHEN I GROW UP I WANNA BE A STEAM SHOVEL.

What is one of your dreams?:
Go to the Essen fair in germany, or Bgg.con

Where will you be in 25 years?:
Who knows.

FINALLY
1. Do you write in cursive or print?:
I can barely print! My handwriting is terrible.

Are you right or left handed?:
Right.

Do you have any piercings?:
Nope.

What about tattoos?:
Thought about it. But nope.

Do you have glasses or braces?
Glasses.

If you had three wishes, what would they be?
1) Money
2) I wouldn’t mind a Tesla car
3) More board games.

Did you enjoy taking this survey?
It was alright.

Okay. have a great weekend.

Thus ends our broadcast day.

GNGL

Chris