Conversations w/The Son in meh...

Me: I don’t know what I’m going to do when AK (gbaby) won’t let me hug and kiss on him anymore. I’m literally going to go crazy.

Son: So I will be some famous dude coming to visit you every Sunday to hug you so you won’t feel bad. I will do that just for you.

Me: (turning into a news reporter) So Mr. B., how is it that you decided to go visit your mother to hug her every Sunday?
(I answer in his voice) “Well you see it’s like this. My nephew got too old for her to hug and kiss on so she went crazy. Damn the fact that I came home everyday and hugged and kissed her everyday. Then one day, this little n’ah (expletive) decided he don’t want to do that no more and she loses her sh*t. I mean damn.”

My son and I at this point, in the middle of the restaurant are HOWLING laughing.

I say my gbaby is my love and my heart, but my baby, my son, my last child, HE is the real deal.