to the tune of Danke Schoen in song parodies

dorky chain… wallet… dorky chain
drive-wallet of Limp Bizkit fame
or Nickelback, maybe the ones to blame
super tame, ultra-lame, dorky chain

dorky chain… wallet… dorky chain
save those lies, you know it’s insane
that’s enough, let’s just call that bluff
that Hot Topic stuff don’t look tough, it’s just fluff dorky chain

dorky chain… wallet… dorky chain
posturing that you can’t explain
I can see you’re not chopping trees
why not just buy some button-flaps
for your slacks then relax?

dorky chain… wallet… dorky chain
probably just like David Blaine
you’re not fighting fires or stripping wires
or changing tires, those chains are liars

your pocket’s dorky chain
dorky chain… wallet… dorky chain
you’re not shoveling coal on trains
tough guys don’t advertise their ways
they don’t need a gaze on a chain

your pocket’s dorky chain
dorky chain like that one band Staind
dorky chain