My left thumb. in Orange, red and gold are the leaves. Autumn 2015
- Nov. 11, 2015, 12:34 p.m.
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My poor left thumb really takes the brunt. It has my Hermes scar - making a Hermes costume for Tally for Greek day at school and dripped boiling hot glue-gun glue on myself. It has my bizarre, itchy lump and a cheese grater scar. Now, to add, is a purple nail. I’m in charge of the MUGA (multi use games arena) at lunchtime and, today, I was closing up the gates and locking up at the end of lunchtime when BAM!! I trapped my thumb.
Essentially I’m after allthe sympathy!
Ps. I would like to add that, surrounded by children as I was, my words went something like this. “ouch, ouch, ouch, ouchy. Oh my that really, really hurt!”
My head went “buggering fucking, fuckity fuckity, damn it all that fucking hurts like a fucking mother fucker!!” Or thoughts to that affect…
Come on, be proud of me for not saying those words in front of kids!
Last updated November 11, 2015
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