22. in Survey Says

Are you wearing a hat?
And risk hat hair? Pffft…

Bottled water: yes or no?
Sure? I don’t really care one way or the other to be honest. Once in a while they over treat our water, so bottled is preferred, but I don’t think it’s any better than straight up tap.

Do you have a crush on someone right now?
I would only like to crush people. The only feelings I have at the moment are Grr and Argh.

What kind of laptop do you have?
A functional one! I’m on my second Toshiba Satellite, and I <3 them. The only reason I’m on my second one is because my old one was knocked to the floor far too many times by random sources to still function as properly as I need it to. It still works, and I even still have it as an in case of emergency lappy.

Do you prefer writing with pen or pencil?
Pen. I’m fairly certain that this is because it’s pretty rare to even find a pencil. Rarer still to find a functional eraser.

Who was the last text message in your phone?
Sent: Mom.
Received: Belle.

What’s your favorite season?
HOCKEY SEASON!!!!

Does your best friend have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Ow. All the feels. All of them… I don’t want to talk about this.

Do you like them?
What point of I don’t want to talk about this don’t you understand?

Favorite radio station?
Haven’t listened to the radio in a good long while, but we were listening to The Goat for a while. Whatever that station is…

Type your name into Google, what’s the first thing that comes up?
Well to start, Google wanted to autofill my last name as McNaughton… which it’s not. And then when I did the actual search it gave me a Canada 411 listing for people that ironically AREN’T me, and then my twitter, which amazingly IS me.

What’s your favorite song at the moment?
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Coke or Pepsi?
Haven’t had it in ages… but Pepsi. Coke makes my stomach angry with the world.

Favorite subject in school?
English/Literature

Last concert?
Way too long ago. Like way waaaaaaay too long ago.

Next concert?
Nothing planned, but I want to see Sully!!!

Last magazine you bought?
Several cute baby books for Chloe, but for myself? It’s been way too long since I read a magazine, or bought one for that matter.

Last book you read?
I started re-reading the Wheel of Time series, and I regret nothing other than the fact that I really don’t have the time that I would like to dedicate to reading it/them.

Do you prefer cats or dogs?
Meow!

Is there someone you want to punch right now?
Gosh yes. All the time… ALL THE FREAKING TIME!! /violence

Favorite sports team?
As if anybody really needs to ask…

State you most want to visit?
of Happiness

Are you a facebook addict?
Oh sure. I’m addicted to not having one.

When do you shower?
When I’m awake.

What’s your dream job?
I don’t know. It’s definitely something I wish I knew. I don’t think I’m content enough in any one thing to want to do it as a dream career.

What kind of car do you drive?
We still have the truck thanks, even though we’re actively hounding the dealership to find us something more family friendly.

What word in the dictionary best describes you?
Quirky.

Lights on or off?
Right now half of them are on, and half of them are off. Because, reasons.

Are you a better listener or talker?
I don’t suppose I’m better at one over the other to be honest. I feel like to be a good speaker, you must first know how to listen well.

Do you care about who wins the election?
The Canadian election has come and gone, and I did care very much. Mostly I just cared that there desperately needed to be changes made in house. And they happened. I’m happy about that.

Who was the most popular kid in 7th grade?
I don’t even remember everybody that was in 7th grade… guess popularity really doesn’t mean all that much hey?

Are you afraid of ghosts?
No. Pacman taught me not to be afraid of them, just wait, take a pill and eat them.

Is there something lacking in your life right now?
Ambition, happiness, a happy stomach, a job that doesn’t make me want to impale people in the face.

What do you miss most about childhood?
I lived in a tumultuous household, so I can’t say stressfree… but less worries would be nice. I miss that.

How many times did it take you to pass your drivers test?
The only time I took it.

Do you drink alcohol?
Certainly not at present time.

Do you do drugs?
Only before eating ghosts.

Are you a good liar?
I’m a hideous liar. Probably not the worst one, but I’m still pretty bad at it.

Can you cook?
Haven’t killed anyone yet!

Are you a cheapskate?
Not entirely. I spend money on others as much as I want/can. If it’s a pricey item for myself? I apparently need to justify it, and will have to talk myself into it.

What would you do with a million dollars?
I’d get a nice house, one that didn’t piss me off like the one we’re renting now does. I would get a family vehicle, I would flip my company the biggest bird ever, and I would be a super awesome parent that sets up a cool savings account for my child. Then there’s other money that… will be spent, no worries there.

Have you ever been to Disneyworld?
Just Disneyland, of which I hope to take my own child. Both Eoin and I went when we were 4, and agree that is a bit too young to fully enjoy it and remember it well later on.

How much time do you spend online?
Hardly any at all since Miss Chloe came along. I can browse things with the mouse but rarely have both my hands free to do any typing.

Last time you went bowling?
Holy crap… I don’t recall. I thought about it yesterday, if that counts for anything at all.

Hot or cold weather?
I guess hot. I mean, there’s always too much of one or the other, but hot seems better than cold to me.

How many pairs of shoes do you own?
1 pair of running shoes, 1 pair of boots, about 5 pairs of ballet flats, and a bazillion flip flops.

Are you a shop-a-holic?
Less and less as time goes on. I like window shopping though.

Where were you yesterday at 10:30?
Probably on the couch… because I’m awesome. Yeah… awesome.

Are you afraid of the dentist?
The only thing that scares me about the dentist is how much it costs to go see one.

Do you make wishes at 11:11?
I seriously didn’t even know that was a thing to do.

Do you trust people?
Amazingly I do. Although to be completely honest, I rarely let all my walls down, especially around the people I work with.

Who was the last person in your bedroom?
Well… me? duh?

Be honest, do you generally like people?
Nope. I like the ones that are in my bubble, but for the most part, people are mean and rude and don’t deserve my likes.

Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth?
Well if I didn’t know it was a lie… the the smile wouldn’t matter. But when it comes down to it, I always prefer to know the truth.

Who was the last person you got into an argument with?
I haven’t had an argument in a while. I got grumpy at Eoin for waking me up at 11:40 pm, but it wasn’t an argument.

If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?
I don’t know. There are times when all I want to do is get away from here, but I have no set destination in mind.

Does it take a lot to make you cry?
The length of this survey is about to make me cry to be honest, cripes I didn’t know it was this long.

What was your last text message about?
Something about men not knowing anything. …hehe

What’s your first thought when your alarm goes off?
If by alarm you mean Chloe, then… “good morning little miss, mommy’s here”

Did you like this survey?
Nope. I didn’t have nearly enough witty answers, and it was quite long!