Survey in Surveys

I’ve seen a few friends do this survey, so I thought I’d join in.

What part of pop culture do you wish would just go away?

People who are famous for sweet fuck all - ie the Kardashians, Paris Hilton, Kurt Colman.
Reality TV like The Bachelor/Bachelorette, Gogglebox, Real Housewives etc. It’s so badly scripted and fake that it isn’t reality at all.

What is your favorite salty snack?
Can’t go past salted hot chips from Red Rooster dipped in their (also salted) gravy.

What song do you love to dance to?
So so many, but I have the dance skills of a crab.
Probably ‘Shake It Off’, ‘5, 6, 7, 8’, ‘Nutbush City Limits’ or ‘Macarena’.

What was your most embarrassing hair style?

Probably this one

I went to a music festival dressed like this :P

If you could have a drink with someone from history who would it be?
History implies a long time ago, right? No-one stands out.
Recently, Princess Diana.

What is the furthest west you have traveled?
Rottnest Island.

What is the funniest thing you have heard a child say?
I hear kids say funny stuff all the time but none stand out.

What vegetable do you hate?
Brussel sprouts

Have you ever been mentioned in the newspaper?
Don’t think I’m that interesting.

If could live in any other country for 2 years where would you go?
No idea. Probs New Zealand.

Do you believe in God?
Used to majorly. Not so much anymore.

If you could see 24 hours into the future what would you do with this ability?
lotto numbers/sport results/market crashes, outcomes, prevent mistakes, warn of danger.

What is the worst physical pain you have ever been in?
Probably the few months after my testicle operation when I was about 10 years old. I couldn’t walk without pain.

In what way are your parents out of date?
My dad specifically is way too old fashioned, traditional and stuck in his hypocritical religious ways.

What are you afraid of?
Dying, Not having people like me, rejection, failure, venomous creatures.

Do you have faith in the next generation? Why?
Yeah, for sure. I can sit here and say they are spoiled but with technology, science and medicine the way it has come and is going, the future looks very bright.

What makes you laugh?

Friends, situations, comedians, memes, Youtube, Vines, myself.

What exotic pet would you like to have?
A Toucan.

What are your marketable skills?
No idea.

Who taught you to cook?
Myself.

What color underwear are you wearing?
Blue.

What single piece of technology makes your life easier?
Phone and apps.

What do you miss from your childhood?
Not paying bills.

What do you do to impress someone you are attracted to?
Just compliment them.