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Have you ever flirted with your best friend’s bf/gf?
Yes I did, just after high school. Actually she came unto me. I lost my friend because of her. She was the first one I had “all the way” sex with. I regret losing that friend, because he was great, but I don’t regret dating the girl after.
Yes, I was a dick, and never did anything like that again. After that, I always stepped aside if a friend expressed interest in a girl, even if I liked her, and knew that she liked me.

Do you think that you’re all that and your probably really not?
Sometimes yes, but I tend to pull myself back to reality and give myself a reality check.

Have you gotten beat up before. Tell the truth.
In elementary school. Never after taking Karate, but I didn’t get into fights after either.

Are you smart or are you dumb?
Pretty fucking dumb. It’s not a self put down, but I find that results speak better then anything else. I’m not nearly as intelligent as I wish that I was, or often pretend to be. How’s that for a fucking honest answer?

If you’re a girl, do you scratch your boobs when nobody’s looking?
I’m not a girl, but if I was, I’d be playing with them all the time.

Have you ever wanted to have sex with your own gender?
I did and have. But only rarely, and it never felt quite right.
Though, touching another hard cock other then might is quite arousing.
With that said, I don’t like LBGT or whatever you call it (rainbow flag) people.
I don’t hate them, just don’t care for their flamboyance. Besides, same sex shit is more fun in secret. In my opinion anyway.

Are you liking this survey so far?
The survey sucks, but fuck, my answers are awesome.

Do you have alot of friends or are you nobody at school?
I had a few very good friends in high school. Still have two of them, and found a few more on F.B. Unfortunately, most of them turned into Jesus freaks. I mean so bad that I actually unfriended a couple because their posts were constantly about Jeeeeeesus, god, and stuff. Back in the day, these fuckers were cool metal heads. Jesus fucks up everything!

Are you annoying to most people?
Not as much as many might think. For some reason, people in the real world seem to like me quite a bit. I think that’s because they sense that I am real, even if that realness is rough and foul.

Can you take the truth, no matter what it is?
Absolutely, and sometimes accepting that a person is a liar is a good a truth as any.

Would you go suicidal if someone in your family died?
Not even close. I’d thank them in my mind for the good times, forgive them for any bad times (never had serious issues with family just typical human mistakes now and then) bury them, and move on.
I accept death as a normal part of life, so it’s not so hard for me. Also, non of my family members dies young, which also makes a big difference. They pretty much die off just when the time is right for them to go.
(Told ya I had awesome answers)

Is there somebody in your life you hate at this point?
Nope. No one has enough influence on my life to be worthy of hating them.
If anyone did have that much power, I would fight tooth and nail to regain it from them.

Are you dreading something right now?
Several things. My tooth extraction, and the shit I have to do to move, and also winter, because it’s coming at the worst possible time.

While taking this, did you start thinking about your true self?
No, we’re always together.

Would you date somebody on Valentine’s Day just to get something for Valentine’s?
Not so much that, but at this point I would definitely whore myself out for a much better life. Seriously....I would.

Have you ever broke somebody’s heart and didn’t care?
I broke several hearts, but always cared.

Did you go to Pre-K?
Yes I did. Still remember bits and pieces of it, like hiding under the teachers desk or whatever you called her. People used to think it was because I was scared, but actually it was because I liked looking at her stocking ed legs. I shit you not.

Last updated September 28, 2015