to the tune of RAWHIDE in song parodies

  • Sept. 23, 2015, 10:03 p.m.
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holdin’ holdin’ holdin’ holdin’ holdin’ holdin’
holdin’ holdin’ holdin’
though those girls are swollen
keep them bosoms holdin’… bra hide

hide that brassiere whether
it’s made of silk or leather
keepin’ each one on its proper side
mater-i-al is showin’
its colour, we are knowin’
we can even tell you don’t use Tide

move it in (hold ‘em up!)
hold ‘em up (move it in!)
move it in (hold ‘em up!)… bra hide!
hide that strap (tuck it in!)
tuck it in (hide that strap!)
hide that strap, tuck it in… bra hide!

keep liftin’ liftin’ liftin’
minimize the shiftin’
of what Nature gifted
bra hide

don’t try to overstate ‘em
just lift and separate ‘em
but don’t peek out, that’s your only guide
unseen and yet able
to keep mammaries stable
even at a jog with a slow stride

move it in (hold ‘em up!)
hold ‘em up (move it in!)
move it in (hold ‘em up!)… bra hide!
hide that strap (tuck it in!)
tuck it in (hide that strap!)
hide that strap, tuck it in… bra hide!
holdin’ holdin’ holdin’ holdin’ holdin’ holdin’… bra hide!


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