owie owie ow! in Stuff

I don’t know what the hell happened tonight, but my stomach was in the most excruciating pain. It’s only just subsided and I’m worried it might return.

I was clutching at straws, trying to think what caused it. I’d only had a salad and a juice at work for lunch an a tin of salmon and an apple for a small break.
Very confusing!

I laid on my side, as that was the most bearable way to stand the pain. I even went to the nearby corner store and bought some quick-eze out of desperation, but that did sweet fuck all. So it wasn’t that.
A short while later I took some paracetemol and that seems to have finally done the trick, at least for now.
I was about to call in sick for work for tomorrow. It was that bad. I never call in sick. Now I think I might be able to do it, so have held off.

It better not fucking come back. I’m still at a loss as to what caused this. I literally felt like my tummy wanted to explode. I was just waiting it out for gas to pass, but nothing!

Fucking weird-ass body.