So this happened... in Chunky giblets

I’m typing this out on a Windows Phone I found on the fucking beach. No SIM card and no password and NOTHING on the phone at ALL.

Well. Fuck whoever owned this - I factory reset this beast and shoved it in my pocket. I am VERY impressed with how fast this shit is. I think there’s some real potential.

And don’t give me any shit for not handing it in or whatever - I found this on the beach. Salvage applies. Yahaarrr.