to the tune of LUMP in song parodies

Trump is a media invention
emotionless excepting his need for attention
why won’t he just buy the Bahamas
or purchase all Brazil and get eaten by piranhas?

he’s Trump, he’s Trump, a big ol’ douche
he’s Trump, he’s Trump, he’s Trump, his hair got loose

Trump lingered last in line for brains
instead he just got his dad’s capital gains
he loves to pretend he was the one that earned it
if he can’t rule the world he certainly will burn it

he’s Trump, he’s Trump, he lives off luck
he’s Trump, he’s Trump, he’s Trump, twelve times bankrupt

Trump riles up rallies full of racists
if they were ablaze he wouldn’t spit on their faces
puts real estate scam schemes in motion
a life of theft and base self-promotion

he’s Trump, he’s Trump, hateful and boring
he’s Trump, he’s Trump, he’s Trump, his skin’s real orange

get this Trump off my teevee! and tout suite!
get this Trump off my teevee! and tout suite!
get this Trump off my teevee! and tout suite!
get this Trump off my teevee!