I forgot to mention... in Summertime, and the living is easy... 2015

…while swimming yesterday, I was aware that my swimming cosie is old and has given way a little in the bum area so I was keeping my bum under the water a lot.

After we had been in the water for an hour and a half I need the loo so I popped out, quickly, keeping my bum away from direct viewing. I went into the cubicle, relieved myself and came out.

It came to that bit where you check all your hairs are tucked in (if you know what I mean) when I realised the whole swimsuit is translucent!

Nipples, boobs, belly, arse. The whole kit and caboodle!

I figured that it had been on show for so long I may as well keep swimming for the final half hour..!

The swimsuit, you’ll be pleased to know, is in the bin!