Chairman Mao called in Day to Day

Things have been busy and a little bit stressful. I haven’t been writing. I wish I didn’t have to go to work every day. I’d have time to do everything I need to then. About 15 years ago I took a couple of months off work. My mental health was fragile and it had to happen. The point is, I found myself more busy after giving up work than I was when I got up and went to an office every morning. But it was a good kind of busy, doing things I wanted to do. I ended up going to Taiwan for a month and staying 5 years. All single people should do this at least once. And I can verify that if one is mentally broken, walking away from everything is a great move.

Lets talk about the Labour Party. I have already mentioned that I find it astounding that they have such a hysterical issue with electing a new leader. In practice, the core labour supporter wants a return to left wing values which Tony Blair killed off 20 years ago. The Labour politicians in general don’t want to return to those days. This means that the party in general are voting for a Marxist leader, but the people at the top are frantically trying to stay on the right.

The party elite of course have the power, and they are using it. People who left the labour party when Blair dragged it to the right are now renewing their membership in order to vote for a Marxist leader. But they are finding their membership requests declined either because they are thought to be members of other parties trying to skew the result of the vote, or because they are thought to, “not share core labour values”. That’s the nice way of putting it. In fact the elite are simply trying to weed out people who they think will vote for Jeremy Corbyn. Think about that. A party claiming to believe in democracy is preventing some people from voting because they may not vote the way the party wants. Chairman Mao called; he wants his philosophy back.

Weird Stuff that happened in the office this week…

We all played Aunt Sally at the Pub on Wednesday afternoon and, surprisingly I didn’t suck. It turns out I have more hand-eye coordination than I thought. If you don’t know what Aunt Sally is (I didn’t) then click here.

Dan has purchased a “lifelike inflatable sex doll” on-line for £75. He thinks it’s going to be amazing. Most people think it’s going to be one of those £20 blow up dolls popular on stag nights. He’s having it delivered to the office so literally everyone is checking the post every 5 minutes. I’m hoping to get pictures.

Moral conundrum of the week was, if your mum and your girlfriend were trapped in each others body and the only way to change them back was have sex with one of them, which would you choose. This caused much discussion which threatened to turn into a fight.