50 questions in Surveys

1 - Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night?
There’s a best time!? LOL - gimme gimme gimme :P
I do have to say being woken up by a bj is pretty damn hot because I’m more relaxed.

2 - What side of the bed do you sleep on? Generally the left, as it’s closer to my door.

3 - Pork, Beef, or Chicken? Probably chicken.

4 - Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? I’m sure I have.

5 - What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? Not sure. Right I think.

6 - Candles or Incense? Don’t really care for either, but I can’t say I’ve ever bought incense, so I’ll go with candles.

7 - Do you dance when no one is watching? Oh God yeah, about the only time I dance these days.

8 - Did you play doctor when you were little? Is this different to ‘doctors and nurses’? LOL. I would hope I wasn’t playing THAT when I was five years old.
So I don’t actually know what this is.

9 - Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? Don’t believe so.

10 - Stove top cooking or microwave? Mostly stove, but I will cook convenience food in the microwave for sure because I’m impatient.

11 - Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? Probably the car, not that I have one. The house seems to take ages to clean.

12 - Shower or bath? I love both. I don’t take enough baths, as once again, I’m impatient :P

13 - Do you pee in the shower? All the damn time if I have to.

14 - Mexican or Chinese food? Chinese. Mexican gives you ring-burn :P

15 - Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Most of the time, I would say passive, as I love to take control, but every so often I like to take a break so I’d probably go 95% passive -5% aggressive :P

16 - Do you love someone? No :(

17 - Do you own sex toys? A fleshlight, a progressive-dildo (with different sized anal beads on one end, and a straight silicone dildo on the other), a weird-looking prostate massager that doesn’t work anymore because it got covered in lube, and the newest toy, my blowjob robot haha (which is lame, so far).

18 - Corn Dogs or Hot Dogs? Yeah I didn’t know what ‘corn-dogs’ were, but going from Kylie’s answer, I have to agree that dagwood dogs are so much yummier than hot dogs are.

19 - Your favorite restaurant? Hmm, I don’t go to enough of these. I would have to say Don Camilo in Hobart, Tasmania and Rockwall in Salamanca Place in Hobart Tasmania were both standouts for me. I also liked Moon Cafe in Perth and Himalayan Cafe here in Brisbane is renowned. Oh, and Slightly Twisted here in Brisbane also, because it’s gay-owned :P

20 - What did you have for lunch today? I had some chicken chips, which turned out to be plain potato chips which I’d paid $4 for, so I went and got a refund because I wasn’t paying $4 for a bit of potato in a container. I was such a complaining bitch today but people kept trying to gipp me and I wasn’t in the mood for any of that shit.

21 - Which do you prefer, iceberg or romaine lettuce? Once again, I don’t know what romaine lettuce is, so I’ll go with Iceburg.

22 - When did you last fall down? No idea. I do remember that horrible stack I had playing tennis that one time. Oooo that was nasty.

23 - Have you ever wished someone were dead? LOL, all the damn time. I am such a peaceful soul :P

24 - Love or money? I think only a jaded person would answer money to this. Love for sure.

25 - Credit cards or cash? Hmm, they both have benefits. I prefer cash because it’s actually my money.

26 - Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn’t? Ohhh, too many. Religion fucks up so many family members perspectives on life it’s unbelievable. I probably have more family members I hate because of this than I actually like.

27 - Oreos or Vanilla Wafers? Neither.

28 - How do you like your steak cooked? Medium well.

29 - How do you like your eggs cooked? Poached! Sadly, I have no idea how to cook them myself using this method so I only ever get them when I’m dining out.

30 - Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight? No, I don’t fight.

31 - Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? Umm duh! 5 star.

32 - Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery? Minor surgery, I’ve never had either, but I don’t enjoy teeth stuff.

33 - Would you shave your entire body including your head? Yeah probably, but I’d wear hats and a beanie a hell of a lot.

34 - Would you rather have lice or an STD? Well I believe I’ve had both, and I would say lice are far less painful lol.

35 - What is your favorite hard candy? Hmm, probably those jawbreakers that are now illegal here. They were yummy!

36 - Ever been to a strip club? Yeah, that was interesting having a vagina right in front of my face. If I wasn’t gay already, I certainly was after that.

37 - Ever been to a bar? Who wrote this? Seriously?

38 - Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Yeah.

39 - Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? Sure have! lol.

40 - Thrown up from drinking too much? Yeah.

41 - Had sex in the car? For sure.

42 - Had sex on the beach? Don’t believe I have yet.

43 - Had sex in a bathroom? Can’t remember. I don’t think so.

44 - Had sex at work? Does a bj count?

45 - Have you ever been in an “adult” store? Yep.

46 - Bought something from an adult store? Many times.

47 - Have you spent over $200.00 in one visit to the adult store? Well, if you count the online store recently, then yes.

48 - Is there anyone other than your significant other that you would ever consider having sex with? Don’t have a significant other, so yes.

49 - Have you been caught having sex? Yes lol. I had an audience once, a girl and two guys who I didn’t notice were there until we were done.

50 - Have you ever kissed a stranger? It’s what you do when you get drunk :)