This... in Everything Else

1-Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night? Yes? If I had to pick, probably night because there is nothing quite like an after sex sleep.

2-What side of the bed do you sleep on? Either. Doesn’t really matter to me.

3- Pork, Beef, or Chicken? Ugh! I am not a huge fan of meat. Out of the three, probably pork, but not bacon or sausage, pulled pork or a nice loin.

4-Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to throw up? Once when I took antibiotics on an empty stomach. Don’t do that kids.

5-What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? I actually had to take my pants off and put them on to figure this out. The result is: Right leg.

6-Candles or Incense? Depends on the season; Winter = candles (they provide the warmth) any other time, “incense” but really essential oils.

7-Do you dance when no one is watching? Uh, yeah!

8-Did you play doctor when you were little? I had a doctor’s kit but I mostly just liked to push the buttons on it. I wasn’t really into doctor/nurse.

9-Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? Hmmm..I’ve taken my clothes off at the doctor and had to PAY money for those visits. But I have never received any money.

10-Stove top cooking or microwave? Depends on how patient I am.

11-Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? Neither. But my car is never pristine clean. I have a bid shedding dog.

12-Shower or bath? If the tub is deep enough, bath. But mostly showers. I would kill for multiple shower heads.

13-Do you pee in the shower? Yes. Studies have shown it to actually be an okay thing to do, so thank god for those scientists!

14-Mexican or Chinese food? Chinese. Too bad I have to go out of town to get the good stuff.

15- Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Aggressive!

16-Do you love someone? More than one someone; not in a Brother Husbands sort of way. I love my sibling, my parents, a few family members.

17-Do you own sex toys? Yes. My favorite passed away though.

18-Corn Dogs or Hot Dogs? The corn breading, someone else can have the wiener.

19- Your favorite restaurant? Locally? Uptown. Chain? Johnny Carrino’s.

20- What did you have for lunch today? To Be Determined

21-Which do you prefer, iceberg or romaine lettuce? Romaine

22- When did you last fall down? February 2014 on the icy sidewalk at work while the maintenance man was plowing the lot going 50 mph.

23-Have you ever wished someone were dead? Is oprah someone? Haven’t we all? The question is “do you mean it?”

24-Love or money? Love OF money.

25- Credit cards or cash? Cash would be great, but when I run out, credit cards.

26-Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn’t? So many it is hard to count. Got one wish though; ex-brother-in-law.

27-Oreos or Vanilla Wafers? Like Nilla Wafers? There are great, but they don’t dunk as well as an Oreo.

28-How do you like your steak cooked? Medium - but a pink medium.

29-How do you like your eggs cooked? Deviled

30-Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight? I’m not really a fist fighter. I prefer verbal arguments.

31-Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? Camping to me is a 5 star hotel. That’s like asking me Theo James or Donald Trump. Seriously there is no choice.

32-Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery? Probably minor surgery. I don’t like my face to feel all weird and puffy, plus I would like to have something that tastes good when I wake up.

33-Would you shave your entire body including your head? Might depend on why, but I have had my hair cut so close that it was pretty damn close. I do worry that my noggin might be a little odd under the lettuce.

34-Would you rather have lice or an STD? Lice with an STD so they die before they infest me.

35-What is your favorite hard candy? Werther’s

36-Ever been to a strip club? No. I saw Showgirls.

37-Ever been to a bar? You can’t turn five in my town without having been in a bar.

38-Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? No.

39-Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? Like with tongue or like I kiss a family member?

40-Thrown up from drinking too much? I don’t drink (liver disease)

41-Had sex in the car? No. That is to cliche for me.

42-Had sex on the beach? Because I want sand up my cooch? NO!

43-Had sex in a bathroom? Yes

44-Had sex at work? Haha. You have never been to my office. No!

45-Have you ever been in an “adult” store? I have sex toys right?

46- Bought something from an adult store? See answers 17 & 45

47-Have you spent over $200.00 in one visit to the adult store? Not in one visit.

48-Is there anyone other than your significant other that you would ever consider having sex with? Well right now my significant other is me, so yes.

49-Have you been caught having sex? No. I am a lady ffs.

50-Have you ever kissed a stranger? Like, just go up to some schmo on the street and lay one on him? No. But I wouldn’t rule it out.