the survey says.... in Book of Lies.....

  • Aug. 6, 2015, 7:59 p.m.
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Bored to tears soooooo

  1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night? Having to pick one it is in the morning as long as oral hygiene is taken care of.... it’s all good

  2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? I like the right… have to have an edge to hang a leg

  3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? Beef but I consume all three

  4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? Sadly, yes…

  5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? I do not recall… not sure I do it the same way everytime or not…

  6. Candles or Incense? Candles..

  7. Do you dance when no one is watching? I certainly have…

  8. Did you play doctor when you were little? Darn right I did....

  9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? Nope… no one stupid enough to waste their money on that.... I think under most circumstances I would be happy to take them off for free....

  10. Stove top cooking or microwave? Micro is convenient but stove top for better results.

  11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? Car

  12. Shower or bath? Shower

  13. Do you pee in the shower? I have if you go back to my early years…but not in the last week or so.... ;o)

  14. Mexican or Chinese food?
    Mexican… not even close on this one

  15. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Aggressive over passive but not murder me in my sleep aggressive

  16. Do you love someone? I love many people and many things as well…

  17. Do you own sex toys? I do not

  18. Corn Dogs or Hot Dogs? Hot dogs…

  19. Your favorite restaurant? Numerous Mexican…

  20. What did you have for lunch today? I really didn’t eat lunch today… just small items over the course of the day. I eat protein bars and almonds every day, oatmeal, often a Caesar salad I create for lunches…

  21. Which do you prefer, iceberg or romaine lettuce? Depends in regards to what… I like both…probably romaine

  22. When did you last fall down? Fell down the stairs moving furniture this spring… no injuries…

  23. Have you ever wished someone were dead? Not really… even though I write prose with a lot of death people around me are generally okay. I am not a big fan of the death penalty so even the most evil I figure should be contained, not exterminated. Just seems like bad Karma.

  24. Love or Money? Well depends on what this love is.... lasting blissful forever eternally happy love without any heartbreak or the slightest sense of regret then the obvious answer is …money.... ;o) .....

  25. Credit Cards or cash? Cash unless the credit card is interest free…

  26. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn’t? Who am I to judge…

  27. Oreos or Vanilla Wafers? Yuck

  28. How do you like your steak cooked? Medium rare

  29. How do you like your eggs cooked? Over easy

  30. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight? Threw someone to the floor but not from a punch… kid stuff…

  31. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel? 5 star but I love to camp.

  32. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery? That’s like asking if you would rather have someone shit on you or just piss on you....there is no right answer here.

  33. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)? Depends on the reason…

  34. Would you rather have lice or an STD? see answer 33

36.What is your favorite hard candy? Not a fan but I guess a lifesaver.

37) Ever been to a strip club? yes…

38) Ever been to a bar? yes.......

39) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Yes.....

40) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? I do not recall such a thing but again maybe it makes snse that I would not recall such a thing…

41) Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? On the lips… no. Men are about the most unattractive hairy beasts… I do not see what you women see in any of us…

42) Thrown up from drinking too much? Most certainly

43) Had sex in the car? Yes and it was delightful…

44) Had sex at the beach? Indeed

45) Had sex in a movie theater? Not sexual intercourse no…

46) Had sex in a bathroom? Not sexual intercourse no

47) Had sex at work? No freeking way....

48) Have you ever been in an “adult” store? I may have browsed one before…

49) Bought something from an adult store? Honestly I do not believe so…

50) Have you spent over $200.00 in one visit to the adult store? noooooo

51) Is there anyone other than SO that you would ever consider having sex with?
It crosses my mind all the time throughout all of my life.... I am very “distractable” and honestly it gets down to my concern I have not stood in the same room yet with who most people call their soul mate… or one true love on this planet…

52)Have you been caught having sex? I have been.... (car)

54) Have you ever kissed a stranger?

55) Does


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