Budget: good for you for pushing back.
Newspaper articles: I'm envious. My only writing income comes from writing for lawyers.
Play: Good for you for pushing back.
Insane Asylum: Dear Agenda Lady, I understood your point the first time. You obviously are not hearing my reply: you do not speak for US and you are incorrect that no one remembered. If you wish, I can work with someone else in your department, but I feel that you and I have reached an impasse. While I appreciate your enthusiasm, I feel you do not understand or respect our ways."
Election: I say that in EVERY election. :)