Part Nincompoop! in QUOTIDIEN

Beth: I need to go potty.

Me: No you don't.

Beth: I do. I do. I really do.

Me: Beth, I JUST took you out.

Beth: :hunching at the back door:

Me: aw, c'mon! Shit,Beth. Wait..no! No!! Dammit! Hang on!

Beth: well, okay...but you'd better hurry.

30 minutes and a half-dozen cat turds later.

Me: you didn't really need to go, did you?!

Beth: Nope. I was just shittin' you. Bwaha..hahaha!

Beth spent 30 minutes in the outdoor clink for that one!