22th in Hey, buddy, got a light?

Shoot, I’ve been back from San Diego almost a month now and I ain’t told you shit. Well, first off, let me just say I ain’t never seen so many asian people, man. I mean like DAMN, they were everywhere! Lot of white people too, but thats to be expected.
Our first night there, my sister and her husband Heath, took my brother out to some bar & grill they’d ‘researched’. I figured so long as it isn’t any type of club, I’d be fine.
It wasn’t a club, I mean it had a guy outside who stamped your hand, but it wasn’t a club. It was definitely a bar and grill, because it had alot of tv’s showing sports.
Oh also it had loud annoying drunk people. I had a bacon cheeseburger which was pretty good and washed it down with a seabreeze.
..Don’t look at me like that, it’s not a girl drink. Besides, all their other drinks included jalapenos or some other spice for some reason.
Our waitress, I forget her name, but she had her boobs & butt hanging out. If I wasn’t a poorfag I would’ve tipped her. My sister thought she could’ve covered up a bit more.

The next day we went kayaking. My brother and I gave our guides surfer names, even though they were already named Brody and Ty. NAH, THOSE ARE YOUR NAMES BESTOWED ON YOU BY THE MAAAN, MAN. FROM NOW ON YOU’RE MOONDOG & TY STICK.
We showed up late and didn’t have time to put on wetsuits, so my dad, brother, my sister, Heath and myself, had to run out from the shop to meet everyone on the beach. It was pretty cool-..I’m getting the feeling I’ve told you all this before though. Nah, I KNOW I haven’t told you about my vacation aside from mentioning I got sunburnt, which I’m sure I mentioned in a note to someone. It was mostly overcast for our stay, but I still managed to get sunburned. THANKS, INFERIOR WHITE DNA. Got to see sea grass beds, Garibaldi’s, sea lions, caves. OH, also, Moondog & Ty stick gave us some helpful hints about Garibaldi!
THEY EAT SEA LION SHIT, DON’T TOUCH THEM.
Also, the girl at the surf shop liked my tattoo, but she probably says that to all the boys, tee hee.

THEN we went to sea world! First off, let me just say that while sea world has the ‘good neighbor’ policy of making way for other people to see & interact with animals, THE CUSTOMER BASE DOES NOT SHARE THAT POLICY. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY ASSCLOWNS, I WANT TO FEED & PET THE DOLPHINS.
I was fucking livid. Apparently you have to be a small foreign child or fat bastard in a harley davidson tank to get a good spot. I know what you’re saying, “Well Rick, gosh golly, why didn’t you just come back later?” UH MAYBE BECAUSE I WANTED TO SEE THE KILLER WHALES AND THEY ONLY HAVE SHOWS LIKE 3 TIMES A DAY. I got to pet the sting rays, epaulette & bamboo sharks, but I wanted to feed the goddamn fucking dolphins!
**URRR I WANTED TO DO THE THING AND THEY WOULDNT LET ME THING URRRR!! HAHAHAH!!! That’s what you sound like
SHUT UP, DICK.
As I was saying…sea world was fun. I rode The Manta. I wanted a cheesy novelty t-shirt that read ‘I RODE THE MANTA’ but they didn’t have any. I should’ve suggested they start carrying some. I sat in the splash zone during the Orca show. Shit was funny, all these little brats were behind me begging their parents to let them sit in front. No matter how many times their parents insisted they’d get wet and cry, they just kept on pleading. When it happened I laughed so hard. 1. Because I hadn’t had that much fun in forever, and B. It was funny because what I knew was going to happen, happened. It was a fun family outing.

AND THEN we went fishing! Well, Heath my dad and I did. Wish my brother would’ve came, but he’s not exactly the seafaring type. First part of the trip everyone kept getting mugged by sea lions or catching non regulation size fish. I caught 2 barracuda’s I ended up have to throw back because they weren’t big enough. Heath and myself only caught a few fish, but my dad got skunked. He later told me he thought the deckhands were giving bad advice on purpose. “Man, they kept on telling us to throw back any mackerel, that they weren’t good. But I’m pretty sure that little girl was using mackerel for bait, which is why she kept killing everyone.”
Yeah, some little girl, probably barely 9 or 10, won the fucking jackpot. Hauled in more fish than anyone else and a ling cod. It was pretty fun though, saw one of those big NOAA boats, some old battleships over in the bay near san ysidro, too.
Went to the mall in San Ysidro. That shits like 20 feet from the border fence.

IN CONCLUSION..I had fun. Except for the fact that cigarettes are expensive as fuck there. 5.25 for a pack of Mavericks? Sheeeeeit.