Does it feel as good for girls when they take a dump? in Stuff

Oh thank fuck that work-week is over!

I was left screwed yesterday especially, with two other staff calling in sick, so I was literally by myself, running two departments, and whenever I’d try to be the job I’m PAID to do, the new 2IC manager was on my case, telling me “Stop filling LTO!” and being more focused on Investigations than the LTO, which is more important. I was getting to the Investigations, but I still need to do my job properly first!
But no, because he’s “ex-Autostockr”, he knows all about it and so he decided to do the gap scan. I didn’t realize he’d already ‘done it’ so when I started doing it, I got in trouble for that as well!
I was at the point where I was about to throw my arms up in the air. The reason I hadn’t heard him is because I was asking him his opinion on a cage of frozen stock that was left in the chiller freezer overnight and if he thought it was still good or not. Who knows how long it was in there. Thank God it was pies and pastry stuff, rather than icecream. If it was that, there’d probably be a puddle on the coolroom floor when I opened the door.
When I first saw it, I was like, “Really? REALLY?” (at the incompetence of Nightfill doing such a stupid thing like not putting it back in the FREEZER instead of the coldroom.) Ergh, it was the start of a horrible shift and day.
And of course, the gap scan was done horribly, with heaps of stuff skipped, which just meant I had to do more work the following shift fixing it all up, so that was more work for me, when if he’d just let me do my job in the first place!

Anyway, enough work rant. I don’t think I write about work all that much, but I just needed to get that off my chest.
Today at work was a much better day however. I’m just glad it’s over for another week. Ended up doing 34.5 hours. Not too bad. And it’s a non-rent week. And hopefully I’ll get my tax in soon with no troubles.

I don’t know what the hell was on my mind this morning, but I was taking a dump (now, I am going somewhere with this, bare with me lol) and a thought crossed my mind, “I wonder if taking a shit feels as good for girls as it does for guys?”
I giggled to myself at the question, because that would have been disturbing had either of my housemates been outside the door and hearing me laughing from inside the bathroom.
But it makes sense, doesn’t it? Guy’s prostates are inside their anus. There is a reason so many gay guys prefer to bottom.
Annnnnnd there is an element of ‘nice feeling’ when I drop the kids off at the pool.

I know it’s gross talk, but I know I’m not the only guy who’s ever thought this. Surely I can not be.
But, clearly with me not being female, I did have to wonder if it does anything for girls. I can’t imagine it would?

Like I said, who knows what the hell was on my mind this morning. I was on my walk to work when another defecate-related thought crossed my mind, and made me laugh and shake my head. I only wish I could remember what the hell it was now! I remember thinking I needed to write about this, but a lot of good that is if I can’t remember it. I did remember the first thought though, so, you’re welcome.

:P