questions of such unimportance... but I needed to stop being a bother. in Book of Lies.....

1.Are you an innie or an outie? Innie

2.Have you ever written a song? Yes

3.Can you make change for a dollar right now? Yes

4.Have you ever been in the opposite sex’s public toilet? Many times.

5.Have you ever written a poem? Funny....

6.Do you like catsup on or beside your fries? Both

7.Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? yes

8.Have you ever written a book? nope… although it sure seems like I have

9.Have you ever broken a mirror? Yep

10.Are you superstitious? A little

11.What is your biggest pet peeve? Dumbasses..

12.Do you slurp your drink after it’s gone? What’s there to slurp....

13.Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? As a child I am sure

14.Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? Whopper

15.Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Many, many times

16.Would you ever parachute out of a plane? I believe I would, especially if it were going down....

17.What’s the most daring thing you’ve done? It’s criminal…

18.When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? I ask for nothing.

19.True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. true

20.Did you have a baby blanket? Sure....My mom didn’t just throw my into an empty crib…

21.Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? Yep… it did not go well

22.How did that turn out? See above

23.Have you ever sleepwalked? Yes … I it was a miracle I did not kill myself. I made it down a flight of stairs and actually woke up in the bathroom relieving myself.... without messing all over the loo .... it was almost like I was transported there....

24.Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? negative

25.Can you flip your eye-lids up? disgusting....

26.Are you double jointed? Nope

27.If you could be any age, what age would you be? That is the hardest question on this..... for reasons I cannot seem to grasp....

28.Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? I really don’t recall that ever happening

29.Do you ride roller coasters? Just a couple of weeks ago as a matter of fact.

30.What’s your favorite carnival ride? Roller Coasters …

31.What is your dream car? ....Too many to choose from. … it would not be very practical… that is for sure.... vroom vroom.... I love my truck tho…

32.What is your favorite cartoon of all time? Got to go with Bugs Bunny

33.Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? Sadly yes.... Damn alcohol…
34.If so, would you eat another one? …not if can help it…

35.If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first? Window open or busted out....remain calm

36.Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? I have not…

37.Can you pick something up with your toes? Well certainly not a date.... no

38.How many remote controls do you have in your house? ..8 for use … others in boxes laying around somewhere…

39.Have you ever fallen asleep in school? Of course

40.How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? Amazingly enough.... zero.... been about 15 months now

41.How many foreign countries have you visited? Just two…

42.If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? Not a chance… medals mean nothing to me....

43.Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? I honestly cannot fathom a correct answer to this question…

44.If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? Float…

45.Do you ask for directions when you are lost? Yes I have…

46.Have you ever held a Mexican jumping bean? Indeed… and understand the physics behind them…

47.Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? Alice all the way…

48.Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? What a fucking dumb question..... oh crayons by the way…

49.Do you prefer light or dark bread? dark

50.Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? Fried only cuz I like the gooey yolk

51.Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? yes… in Downtown Detroit… on the expressway while hitchhiking… in a strangers vehicle… some day I will tell you all of my disturbing adventures....

52.Do you talk in your sleep? I am sure I have spoken a word or two…

53.Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn? toss up… and I have the pleasure of doing both.... I guess the shoveling of snow because it is an extra reason to get out, get some exercise when cabin fever sets in

54.Have you ever played in the rain? More times than I can count…love it..

55.Did you make mud pies? Yes

56.Have you ever broken a bone? Nope…

57.Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? Negative

58.Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? Of course

59.Do you drink pepsi or coke? Neither.... don’t drink soda…

60.What’s your favorite number? 23

61.If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? sports car… I am only 5‘8”… and of minimal girth

62.Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? No accident about it…

63.Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? Never took a tumble but I have danced around a bit…
64.Do you use regular or deodorant soap? Regular…

65.Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? yes....

66.Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? Simpsons all the way…

67.If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? Female.... Emily Blunt.... Male....George Clooney…

68.Do you need corrective lenses? Yep

69.Would you hang out with / date someone your best friend didn’t like? yes…

70.Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn’t like? Yes....

71.Have you ever returned a gift? Only because it didn’t fit me…

72.Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? Heavens no… unless I truly thought they really wanted it and then it would be said how it came about.... people waste too much time about pretenses… just tell the fucking truth ....

73.If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? Track and Field because you can just see more. I love down hill skiing but you can only see the end and not up the mountain well…

74.If you could participate in an Olympic Event, what would it be? Any down hill skiing event…

75.How many pairs of shoes do you own? Unsure… ten???

76.If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? Not a grandmother…just because with my grandparents it was all about the giving and the thought… I think that would muddy up that a bit for them…

77.Do you sing in the car? I rock…

78.What is your favorite breed of dog? German Shepard.

79.Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? Sure

80.What is your favorite fruit? Mango

81.What is your least favorite fruit? Maraschino cherry

82.What kind of fruit have you never had?

83.If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick?
Barnes and Noble

84.What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? I don’t do the label thing much so there is no real brand I seek out…

85.Are/were you a good student? Very good…

86.Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? asinine question…

87.If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? Navy

88.What do you think is your best feature? Hopefully my mind…

89.If you were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for? Rock…

90.If you were to win an Osacr, what kind of movie would it be for? Horror/ Science Fiction

91.What is your favorite season? I guess very early fall… mostly because it is still warm here and the color change…

92.How many members do you have in your immediate family? 4

93.Which of the five senses is most important to you? sight

94.Would you be a more successful painter or singer? Painter I would hope… terrible at both…

95.How many years will/did you end up going to college? 4 years

96.Have you ever had surgery? As a child yes.

97.Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? Football I guess…

98.What do you like to collect? I have a lot of college stuff but I am not a collector really…

99.How many collectibles do you have? see above

And if anyone actually read all of this nonsense and wanted to ask me something now might be the time to do it....

Last updated July 16, 2015