Eyeball Tennis, anyone? in QUOTIDIEN

Because of a financial gift I received from my boss, I am going to do something completely unprecedented. Something totally frivolous, steeped deep in vanity, and more expensive that it ought to be.

Since my thyroid issues began cropping up a few years ago (and subsequent thyroidectomy), I have noticed a sudden and drastic decrease in eyebrows and eyelashes. So...on my way home, I am going to deposit this most generous Christmas bonus, then go home and use a small portion of said gift to purchase LASH GROWTH serum.

I will. I'm going to do it. Before you know it, you'll be able to lob tennis balls at my face - and with one deft wink of my perfectly coiffed eyelid , I'll be sending that ball back in your court!