Heh in Chunky giblets

Got laid last night. Twice in two weeks - must be my lucky month.

Was pleasant, too. She was a nice girl. Not the kind of body i usually go for, but she was areally going for it, so it was a great way to end a pretty good day. I bumped into an old friend and got nicely drunk. He introduced me to this woman and the night proceeded rather nicely. I also found a top of the range Bluetooth speaker, so everyone can get annoyed with my metal and ragga.

They reckon today is gonna be the hottest day in a hundred and fifty years. I believe it.