bluegrass in poetry

Your brother’s so bluegrass,
he gets paid in suspenders.
Your brother’s so bluegrass,
when he took a pig to the county fair,
it won the Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Your brother’s so bluegrass,
he thought Pooh Bear got stuck in the honey tree
looking for mustache wax.
Your brother’s so bluegrass,
he picks his banjo with a tiny ukelele.
Your brother’s so bluegrass,
he named his cock and balls Mumford And Sons.
Your brother’s so bluegrass,
his car isn’t standard or automatic
his car is somehow a fixed-gear.
Your brother’s so bluegrass,
his sideburns grew their own sideburns.
Your brother’s so bluegrass,
he runs a craft beer brewery
in the basement of a Starbucks.
I’m just saying
your brother’s bluegrass as fuck.