Fucking tablet in Chunky giblets

  • June 19, 2015, 9:20 a.m.
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Well, it’s decided to stop charging. When I plug it into a computer, which I have to do because I lost my fucking charger, the red light comes on but nothing else happens. This is an enormous setback. It means I have no music, no videogames, and now no other way to get online other than the use of internet cafes.

Enormous fucking setback. I need to get my hands on a laptop, or a netbook, or another tablet, but, of course, I am barely making enough money to eat with, let alone buy a piece of tech, so I am well and truly fucked.

I don’t suppose any of you people have a spare netbook or whatever lying around? No? Fuck.

In other news, I have gotten so incredibly bored of shaving that I have decided that it’s too much of a hassle, and have grown something of a rather pathetic beard. Now, before you rightfully yell into my ear about how much I fucking hate beards, I honestly hate shaving even more at this point.

Love life is still non existent, of course, which is starting to affect my mental stability. I really need to get laid, but eh, what’s new, eh?

I hate you all so very, very much.


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synapse June 19, 2015

My phone has a weird quirk where if it's totally out of juice it has to charge from the wall initially, it won't charge from the computer after I let it totally run out of power. Maybe try a wall adapter before you replace your tech?

Johnny Carcinogen synapse ⋅ June 20, 2015

That's an idea that I've already considered. Sadly, this thing is extremely picky about the charger it will use - even if it's rate at the correct output. The only one I've found that actually works will cost me a tenner, which may not sound much but at the rate I'm making money at the moment may as well be a hundred quid.

Camel City Guy June 19, 2015

Glad I'm not the only one in the "hate shaving but have a shitty beard" club.

Johnny Carcinogen Camel City Guy ⋅ June 20, 2015

Well. I shaved the whole bloody lot off this morning, and my face feels glorious.

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