House party! in Adventures in paradise

That turned out to be a pretty fun night. I definitely prefer house parties to going out these days. That seems to be a given.

I was meant to go out to Jason’s birthday party Saturday night, but after being awake from 4am, by the time I got the messages from two different people where they were going at 10pm, I was like, ‘omg, can I still do this?’ - so I had a nap… and just didn’t wake up from it lol.
Ergh, I felt bad for not going. They probably won’t invite me anywhere again.

But I did go to this party last night though. I knew that if I went to the Saturday night party that I probably wouldn’t make the Sunday night one. Plus I had to work yesterday and I decided to be sensible and not risk it, despite knowing that it would’ve been fun to see my old workmates for the first time in ages.

This Sunday party was for the current nightfill team. It was nice of them to invite me, considering I’m not in nightfill anymore.
A while ago, my old manager (male)and one of his staff (female) challenged each other to a drink-off. Typical young-person thing, really. Everyone was amazed when I was said I was 31, which was nice to hear. I just joked that I wished I could stay not looking 31.
It was held at Beccy’s house, who lives on one of the streets. Once I was let in her complex, it took me ages to figure out how the hell to get to her apartment. That place was literally like a maze inside.

Another guy arrived a short time later. He was a new-face whom I didn’t know. Must’ve been a newer staff member.
He had brought along this friend of his, whom went by the same ‘Vassy’. I found Vassy gorgeous!! I was fascinated by his dark almost-slanted eyes.
Through general conversation with everyone, I soon found out he was studying an arts course, majoring in history. Well that’s different!
I used to love History in high-school.

We were sitting outside, just drinking and chatting, when I looked over the balcony down to the level across and below. A guy had answered his door to accept pizza in only his underwear. He looked HUNG as hell! I pointed this out to the girls (there were 3 girls and 4 guys at this party, me kinda evening it out by being the gay guy haha) and Beccy was like, ‘Ohhh HIM! Did you see his bulge?’ I was like, ‘Umm, yeah!’ Haha, so that was a bit of fun.

Vassy was actually pretty open-minding it seemed, at least in conversation. It didn’t bother anyone at the party that I was gay, which is good to see from young people. I mean, my old workmates already knew cos I’ve always been openly gay.
When Ashlee (the chick doing the drink-off) suggested we go down and say hi, she said he could be ‘bi’, and Vassy pipes in with, “Looks like he’s got his night cut out for him.”
Haha! I was probably biased by his cuteness though, more than likely.
I later found out he was only 18!
Geez, that’s 13 years younger than me now. That’s depressing!

He unfortunately didn’t hang around that long, and was the first to leave. I said it was nice to meet him and he said the same and took off. His friend stayed, so now it was 3 guys and 3 girls.

It was then that we played Kings Cup. I’d never played Kings Cup before, but was told I’d learn along the way, which I did. We played two games, and we were down to two cards in the second game and it was my turn.
There was a 50/50 chance that I’d have to drink the Kings Cup, which by this point was 3/4 full and a mix of Tequila, vodka, some other mix and mayonaise.
One card looked more worn out than the other, so I took a chance and assumed that was the King, so I chose the other one.
Nope.
It was the King. Dammit!~
I had to drink that disgusting shit.
Well, it wasn’t THAT bad actually. Just really sweet.

We then played ‘Truth or Dare’. MAN, I wished Vassy was still here for this! Haha.
I did the natural thing of course and got details out of my workmates, such as asking Ashlee how big Brandon’s (her ex who is hot at work) dick is. She was that drunk by this point that she was using her hands to measure out exactly how big it was LOL. Pretty hilarious.
I also got to ask Dan (the workmate who’d brought along Vassy) if he’d ever seen Vassy naked. Unfortunately he hadn’t, even though they are housemates and Vassy doesn’t have a door on his room, apparently haha. Dan also had to swallow straight mayo.

Dan was getting quite drunk and quite vocal in the process. He sat really uncomfortably close to me, putting his leg against mine.
He probably didn’t even notice, but he was saying stuff earlier that he and his girlfriend have an ‘arrangement’ cos a ‘man has needs’, so that was interesting. My God, how young do couples come up with ‘arrangements’ these days?
I thought that was only like a Schoolies Hall-Pass thing!
Relationships these days, huh?

I unfortunately chose a ‘dare’ on one of my turns, and Callum made me a mixed drink and poured mayonaise into it. My dare was to drink it.
The mayo was the bit I couldn’t drink. It just seemed so gross in all that mixed booze. It took me a while, but I managed to get it all down.
Still got it ^fist pump^ lol.
I had only brought along a 4-pack of cruisers, which I found at a nearby pub, so this was a contrast to that, that’s for sure.
I dared Callum to jump in the pool downstairs, but it was closed so they wussed out so I got Callum to prank call a chick he thinks was hot, which he did!
I also dared Beccy to go and tell the guy in apartment 20 that he was hot. She wussed out too though, saying he’d probably have work in the morning as an excuse haha.
I forget what my other dares were so they can’t have been that interesting.
Callum was asked to pash Jon in a dare at one point, but Jon was way against it because they are ‘like brothers’ so it wasn’t happening. Awww.
Callum’s pretty cute so I wouldn’t have minded seeing that. He started in nightfill just after I left though, so it was cool to get to hang out with him properly.

I made a break for it around 12:45am, as one of Beccy’s friends was coming over, who was a real drinker, and i didn’t want to have to compete with that! Beccy can drink like a damn fish.

As for the drink-off, well it was still going when I left, but Jon was very close to passing out. They were keeping even on drinks all night, but then the rules changed or something and Jon came to some agreement where he had to do star jumps and hang upside down for 15 minutes. Like WTF??
He only made it t 7 minutes before he felt like he gonna die. I was half-wondering if I was going to need to call an ambulance. The amount of booz he’d had combined with the blood rushing to his head was not gonna be good. I’m glad he gave up on it. Also, Ashlee had cheated by piling his drink with more booze whilst he wasn’t looking. Jon returned and took a few big swigs of it, completely unaware and his throat was burning and put it down to the drink just not being mixed properly. Drunk logic, huh.
And it’s not like I could be a party-pooper and spoil the fun for everyone by ratting Ashlee out.
The sensibility problems of being a decade older than everyone else there…
I said goodbye to everyone and gave Jon a fistbump on my way out. Bro support, you know :P

Anyway, I made it home. My hangover isn’t too bad today, only slight, so that’s good.

Last updated June 14, 2015