Run With Us in Chunky giblets

I see passion in your ey-ey-eyes....

So I finally fucked off out of Brighton. I’m in Eastbourne right now, heading into Kent, and seeing how things go. I’m a little drunk but I’m okay.

Figured out the problem with the tablet. The bit where you plug the charger into? Its kind of receded into the device. Still works, obviously, but I’m gonna have to fix that.

Look. I know I’m a nasty person online, a total troll, and I know I can be abrasive, to put it mildly.

But those few people who can see past that, those few of you who actually read what I write… Well, I appreciate you guys. Okay? Mushy shit over, next entry will be full of dick jokes.