"Caitlyn" Jenner. Oh, what the fuck. in Chunky giblets

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WARNING. THE FOLLOWING VIEWS ARE MY OWN. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED OR A SJW OR A WHINY FUCK, YOU BEST STOP READING RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. DON’T COMPLAIN, DON’T WHINE, JUST BACK THE FUCK UP AND GO ABOUT YOUR DAY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Hooo boy. Life is fucking hilarious. Bruce has had his Attention Reassignment Surgery and now has tits. S/he was featured on the cover of Vanity Fair, a well named publication, and now people are gushing, another appropriate word, about what an attractive woman s/he makes.

Yeah… A world of “no”. That family will do anything to stay in the spotlight. Also, I don’t care how hot you think she is from a TOTALLY NOT AIRBRUSHED PHOTO GUISE, but that thing used to be Bruce Jenner. I wouldn’t fuck it with a stolen dick.

Christ. Stop hero worshipping this fucking family! Quit it! Right the fuck now! Fuuuuuck!

EDIT!

Did you gloss over the disclaimer? Don’t waaaah at me, you’ll only make me laugh harder.

EDIT 2: EDIT HARDER!!!

Just got this as a private note. This person wins the internet today.

“First, the name Caitlyn? Why would a 70-year-old man pick the name of a 16-year-old? Next I agree with you the photos were totally Photoshop!

I’m not against this man’s decision to change his gender. What pisses me off is the publicity storm he is leading. The cover of Vanity Fair? Really? A docu series?

How about just getting it done and living the life that you feel you should truly be living and just being your new gender.

How about just getting it done and living the life that you want and just being normal about it. But I guess with that family there’s nothing worth doing if you’re not doing it in the glossy media spotlight.”

Bravo.

Last updated June 02, 2015