The Guinea Pig Song in The Past

My roommate has too much time on his hands. He took the song “Animals” by Maroon 5 and turned it to the Guinea Pig song. Now, because it’s stuck in my head today, I’m going to share it with you.

Guinea Pigs
(to the tune of Animals by Maroon 5)

Salad I’m preying on you tonight
Hunt you down eat you alive
Just like Guinea Pigs
Guinea Pigs
Like Guinea Pigs, Pigs

Maybe you think that you can hide
I can smell your scent for miles
Just like Guinea Pigs
Guinea Pigs
Like Guinea Pigs, Pigs
Salad I’m

So what you trying to do to me
It’s like we can’t stop, we’re enemies
But we get along when you’re inside me, eh
You’re like a leaf that’s filling me
I eat you up entirely
But I get so full when you’re inside me

Yeah you can start over you can have rage
You can find other Guins in the cage
You can pretend it’s meant to be
But you can’t stay away from me
You can still hear me making that sound
Taking you down eating off the ground
You can pretend that it was me
But no, oh

Salad I’m preying on you tonight
Hunt you down eat you alive
Just like Guinea Pigs
Guinea Pigs
Like Guinea Pig, Pigs

Maybe you think that you can hide
I can smell your scent for miles
Just like Guinea Pigs
Guinea Pigs
Like Guinea Pigs, Pigs
Salad I’m

So if you run it’s not enough
You’re still in my head forever stuck
So you can do what you wanna do, eh
I love your Leaves I’ll eat ‘em up
But don’t deny the Guinea Pig
That comes alive when You’re inside me

Yeah you can start over you can have rage
You can find other Guins in the cage
You can pretend it’s meant to be
But you can’t stay away from me
You can still hear me making that sound
Taking you down eating off the ground
You can pretend that it was me
But no, oh

Salad I’m preying on you tonight
Hunt you down eat you alive
Just like Guinea Pigs
Guinea Pigs
Like Guinea Pigs, Pigs

Maybe you think that you can hide
I can smell your scent for miles
Just like Guinea Pigs
Guinea Pigs
Like Guinea Pigs, Pigs
Salad I’m

Don’t tell no lie, lie lie lie
You can’t deny, ny ny ny
The beast inside, side side side
Yeah yeah yeah

No Veg don’t lie, lie lie lie (No Veg don’t lie)
You can’t deny, ny ny ny (You can’t deny)
The beast inside, side side side
Yeah yeah yeah

Yo,
Whoa
Whoa
Just like Guinea Pigs
Guinea Pigs
Like Guinea Pigs, Pigs
Just like Guinea Pigs (Yeah)
Guinea Pigs(Yeah)
Like Guinea Pigs, Pigs (Yeah)
Ow

Salad I’m preying on you tonight
Hunt you down eat you alive
Just like Guinea Pigs
Guinea Pigs
Like Guinea Pigs, Pigs

Maybe you think that you can hide
I can smell your scent for miles
Just like Guinea Pigs
Guinea Pigs
Like Guinea Pigs, Pigs
Salad I’m

Don’t tell no lie, lie lie lie
You can’t deny, ny ny ny
The beast inside, side side side
Yeah yeah yeah

No Veg don’t lie, lie lie lie (No Veg don’t lie)
You can’t deny, ny ny ny (You can’t deny)
The beast inside, side side side
Yeah yeah yeah

Last updated December 24, 2016