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Taking advantage of the dry weather I thought it would be a good time to mow the lawn - and had just about finished when the grassbox fell off the back - with the cover. Goodness knows how the cover gets attached - and without that you cannot hold on the grassbox - but then I saw the rust - and one of the handles of the mower will come off soon. So, it looks like I have to look for a new one - but not sure if I should take this one to the council collection point since it is at least half full of petrol.
Every year, in March, I take it out of the garage (which is too full to put a car in, and prime the mower and pull the string - and it has always fired second time. Not any more.
Hey, maybe I can borrow the one from next door!!!
Anyway - that was the most exciting thing happening today.
Apart from making some early travel arrangements for July to join up with the cruise ship in which we are taking a really long cruise - I shall not give too much away now - but we will be away for five weeks - in the same cabin as SW… - will we survive? I’ll just mention Greenland!
I forgot to mention before that May is, of course, International Masturbation Month - with everything reaching a climax on May 28th.
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Last updated May 14, 2015