What else would I do on a Friday? in Boredoms

IF YOU WERE CAUGHT CHEATING, WOULD YOU FESS UP?
I’d likely confess before I was caught. Guilt, yo.

THE LAST TIME YOU HONESTLY FELT BROKEN?
When Jo stopped talking to me.

ARE YOU CRAVING SOMETHING?
Love. lol

IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE THING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Love. lol

WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE TEN KIDS, OR NONE?
GUH! UGH! 10 kids? Anybody who would want 10 kids should probably get sterilized.

WHAT DO YOU HEAR RIGHT NOW?
I’m watching Little Monsters so that.

IS YOUR BED AGAINST MORE THAN ONE OF YOUR WALLS?
Yes, it’s crammed in the corner.

WHAT’S ON YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW?
I recently ventured back into the sad world of dating sites and I’m going through my customary anxiety about it.

ARE YOU THERE FOR YOUR FRIENDS?
When they want me to be.

LAST PERSON TO SEE YOU CRY?
The audience of my last show.

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU GET NERVOUS?
Depends. Mostly fiddle with stuff.

BE HONEST, DO YOU LIKE PEOPLE IN GENERAL?
Not as a whole, no.

HOW OLD DO YOU THINK YOU WILL BE WHEN YOU FINALLY HAVE KIDS?
I plan to be dead long before that happens.

DOES ANYONE COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND YOU?
I don’t allow anybody to but Kelly is as close as most people come.

DO YOU HAVE A REASON TO SMILE RIGHT NOW?
Not really, no.

HAS ANYONE TOLD YOU THEY DON’T EVER WANT TO LOSE YOU?
Nope.

WOULD YOU BE HAPPIER IF LIFE HAD A REWIND BUTTON?
Yes. Very much so.

DO YOU TELL YOUR MOM OR DAD EVERYTHING?
My dad I tell a lot of stuff to, my mom not so much.

DOES IT MATTER IF YOUR G/F or B/F SMOKES?
Well, she’s imaginary so the smoke is, too. In real life it might bother me. Depends on what and how frequently.

DO YOU THINK MORE ABOUT THE PAST, PRESENT, OR FUTURE?
I lament the past and obsess about the future.

HOW MANY HOURS OF SLEEP DO YOU GET PER NIGHT?
On work days 4-6, otherwise I sleep until I no longer feel like sleeping.

ARE YOU EASY TO GET ALONG WITH?
I would say no.

DO YOU HATE THE LAST GIRL YOU HAD A CONVO WITH?
Why the fuck would I have been conversing with someone I hate?

WHAT SIZE BED DO YOU HAVE?
Full. Too much space, I might go down to a twin or something.

DO YOU START THE WATER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE SHOWER OR WHEN YOU GET IN?
Yes, yes I do. It takes forever for the shower to warm up.

DO YOU LIKE THE RAIN?
Very much so.

DO YOU THINK SOMEONE IS THINKING ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW?
Doubtful.

HAVE YOU EVER DONE SOMETHING YOU TOLD YOURSELF YOU WOULDN’T?
Literally every day.

WOULD PEOPLE REFER TO YOU AS A GOODIE GOODIE, BAD NEWS, OR NEITHER?
Neither, probably. I’m quite dull but I’m not a terribly good person either.

WHO WERE YOU LAST IN THE CAR WITH, BESIDES FAMILY?
Jackie

WHAT’S THE LAST MOVE YOU SAW IN THEATRES AND WITH WHO?
I don’t think I’ve seen anything since Into the Woods with Kelly, James and Brynn

HAVE YOU EVER KISSED SOMEONE WHO HAD A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?
Yes

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HURT BY SOMEONE YOU NEVER THOUGHT WOULD HURT YOU?
Yes

DO YOU REGRET A PAST RELATIONSHIP?
More often than not.

WOULD YOU RATHER SPEND A FRIDAY NIGHT AT A CONCERT OR A CRAZY PARTY?
Concert. Parties do nothing for me.

DO YOU TEND TO FALL FOR THE SAME TYPE OF PERSON OVER AND OVER?
Well, my standards used to be pretty much just anyone.

HAVE YOU MADE A JOKE ABOUT SOMEBODY THAT MADE THEM CRY?
I don’t think so.

DO YOU CARE TOO MUCH ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE?
I care about how I appear to others.

ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
Not to an overbearing extent but I always assume, relationship-wise, that it won’t take much for my hypothetical girlfriend to decide to trade up.

HAVE YOU BOUGHT ANY CLOTHING ITEMS IN THE LAST WEEK?
Socks

DO YOU MISS ANYONE?
Yes, very much so

LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU CRY?
Myself

DOES YOUR EX PISS YOU OFF?
The ones I’m still in contact with I’m on good terms with

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW?
A good deal of nothing

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CHEATED ON?
Yep

DO YOU LIKE COTTON CANDY?
Yes!

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU HAD A SERIOUS CONVO WITH?
Jackie

DO YOU HAVE SIBLINGS?
Not blood. I have a half brother who is like 12 years older than me.

WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT?
Watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT MOOD?
Have-to-pee

WHO WAS THE FIRST PERSON YOU TALKED TO TODAY?
Shaun.

DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND?
I have friend plans for Sunday!

WILL THIS WEEK BE A GOOD ONE?
That would be a surprise.