Oh dearie, dearie me. Okay, let me just stop gut-laughing for a second and try and concentrate. Ahem. Okay.
Tim Buckley, AKA Bum Tickley, AKA That Fucking Pedo Cunt From The CtrlAltDel Comic, has… well, I’ll just copypaste it from his website.
“I am currently aiming to launch the Kickstarter for the Ctrl+Alt+Del Omnibus, officially titled Ctrl+Alt+Del 1.0: The Box Set, in the first week of May if preparation goes smoothly.”
“And for the first time ever, you’ll be able to read the entire saga of Ethan and Lucas without interruptions.” You ain’t exactly fucking selling this to me, B^uckley.
I’ll cut to the fucking chase here. He wants to produce a book of every single CAD strip he’s ever shat out. He’s charging $80 (!) a pop for this. How much is he aiming for on the Kickstarter?
$150,000. I shit you not. A hundred and fifty thousand of your hard-earned dollars so he can mass-produce a whole coffee-table-book’s worth of fail, which will set you back eighty of your hard-earned dollars that could be far better spent on crack, for fuck’s sake.
You can visit his piece of shit site for the whole tl;dr story, if you want, because he goes on and fucking on about his justification for that incredible fucking sum.
Tim Buckley, ladies and gentlemen. Consistently entertaining.
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