Once you start hanging out a lot with a vegetarian things happen and you start to feel as if your whole life revolves around meat.
At first, I kept forgetting my friend Dan was a veggie. So I kept telling him to go get this amazing Korean chicken. And he would always politely reply by saying "I don't eat chicken". And I'd be like ARG I forgot. Then he would ask me my favorite places to go in NYC and it was literally chicken this and pork bun that. And he'd just kind of look at me and shyly smile and I'd be like "BALLS!"
I didn't realize I ate so much meat. I didn't think I did. Like I didn't really enjoy meat very much because every time I hear the word meat I think about blood. I think it was when I moved to Chinatown. A lot of Chinese food is meat centric.
He just Facebook messaged me what I did tonight and I was like "Japadog. We have to go there and get the Hot Spicy Siracha Dog" He goes "Do they have a tofu one?" And I was like "Tits".
It's so humid today. I just peeled off all my clothes. (sexy) I so panas. (hot. your Malay word of the day)
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