iambic idioicy.. in Book of Lies.....

Can you stand yourself naked?

I haven ‘t a choice.

Ever faked you an orgasm?

With a screaming horse voice.

When dining a napkin on the lap or a chin?

Its lies on the table for all food goes within.

Favorite beverage at leisure you drink?

It sure isn’t koolaid or out of a sink.

Is gaming a thing you find yourself on?

Oh yes I go gaming if you enjoy to respawn.

Are you in love and what’s their first name?

I love me aplenty but names are not part of the game.

tell us all your favorite word.

Like some many others fuck shall be heard.

In parting do tell us of your three favorite wishes

the first two be secrets, then please wash my dishes....