Straight guy/Gay guy in Adventures in paradise

I almost grabbed Alex’s arse yesterday LOL. It was force of habit I guess from how I used to know him. Luckily I didn’t and just squeezed past him in the hallway as he was bending over to pick something up.

I must’ve accidentally pocket-dialed my mum AND Vish whilst at work yesterday, because I got a message from Vish and a voicemail from mum.
I had to think about that. My phone’s been being really weird lately. Probably because I have it in my pocket and I’m going in and out of the stock freezer. I figure that’s probably not good for it, despite me thinking it should still be warm in my pants pocket. It’s also added this stupid program called ‘Tiny Flashlight’ to my notifications screen in the past few days. I never added anything called that, and I can’t make it go away. It’s not in my apps folder to delete it either, so I have no idea what’s going on or whom is spying on me via this stupid app. All it does it provide a flashlight for me if I press the button and if I press the other button, it loads a webpage but nothing ever turns up. I’m gonna have to say my phone has a virus. Not a very annoying one, but still.

I had the pocket-dial on my mind and cracked myself up laughing when I thought about if it had pocket dialed whilst I was doing something else - like talking about sex with Andrew, or even HAVING sex. Phew. That coula been embarrassing, especially if it was the pocket-dial to my mother LOL.
Vish probably would have just listened in and paid the shit out of me later about it.
Maybe it’s time for a new phone. I like this phone though. I was hoping to get another year or two out of it. If I could just figure out how to get rid of this unauthorized malware or whatever the hell it is.

I just got home from work. Man I’ve had some strange customers this week. I had a guy outside work before I’d even started give me a flower he’d picked and tell me to ‘Give it to a pretty girl’.
That’s what confuses the fuck out of me. I get that he was probably drunk, but some straight guys think that I’m straight. Then I run into OTHER ones who know I’m gay, such was the case at the train station last year when I almost got into that punch-up with that fuckhead wanker. I don’t get it. I don’t change much. I’m just me. What gives away me being gay to some guys and makes others think I’m straight?
Life’s fucking weird, I tell ya.

Today is Big Gay Day. I’m about to head down there, although I doubt I will stay long. I hope I run into at least one person I know. If I get there too late, people will move on. I kind of only want to see Pam Ann and maybe Sneaky Sound System anyway. I’m already seeing some facebook photos from pre-parties. I can’t believe what Chris is wearing LOL. He’s hung as a horse (so I hear) and is totally showing it off in an outfit today. I always hope to run into him, but he’s usually always got a thousand gays surrounding him, for aforementioned reasons I suppose :P I don’t even know if he’s still going out with Jamie. I assume so.

I’ll probably write afterwards, depending how it goes.