A stiffy from Miss Whiplash - with illustration in blackpropaganda

No, I am not under the spell of a dominatrix - but it looks like I got whiplash as I went backwards and hit my head on the floor. My neck muscles are stiff and sore from my head being whipped back - and add that to where I hit the top of my buttocks and where I had pulled a muscle in the bottom of my back - and I have stiffies all over - except in the place where it would be nice to have one.

On that point (as the actress…) - I read that the average penis size has gone down - now 3.6 ins (9.16 cms) flaccid and 5.21 ins (13.24 cms) when erect. And apparently women are not bothered about size anyway. This may help

I am just about to do some personal research on this if I can get a stiffy.