TUNE OF BIG ME in song parodies

when you undercook it
it carries bugs
in its bloody goo
when you leave it tepid
tapeworms can linger in the stew

raw meat can spread diseases
it can make you puke
it’s not like bread or cheeses
don’t just warm it luke

when you make it tartar
leave it rare
like the gourmets do

it puts death inside of you

well you think it’s trendy
so gourmand
if it still can moo
you’ll have loose and burning poo
you’ll have loose and burning poo

Last updated February 26, 2015