tune of ON A PLAIN in song parodies

  • Feb. 17, 2015, 8:35 p.m.
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I’ll start this off with one little fact
capital’s Augusta, it isn’t Portland

tall pine trees, a hell of view
there’s not much else but what can you do?

the finest day that I ever had
went into Bangor and bought me a hat

tall pine trees, a hell of view
there’s not much else but what can you do?

living in Maine, kind of inane, living in Maine

let’s get this straight, let’s get it right
we’re in the States, not Can-ad-ian

tall pine trees, a hell of view
there’s not much else but what can you do?

there is no state that is more white
there is no state that speaks more French

tall pine trees, a hell of view
there’s not much else but what can you do?

living in Maine, kind of inane, living in Maine

when we really wanna go nuts
get munchkins at Dunkin Donuts
winters up here get pretty cold
like Alaska without the gold

it is now time to go to Freeport
to buy me some boots from L.L. Bean

tall pine trees, a hell of view
there’s not much else but what can you do?

and one more special message to go
tourists from Boston all should go home

tall pine trees, a hell of view
there’s not much else but what can you do?

living in Maine, kind of inane
living in Maine, kind of inane
living in Maine, kind of inane


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