Check the Chaps in blackpropaganda

Lorraine on ITV after 8.30 am is always worth a watch (not as much as the lovely Carol Kirkwood telling us about the weather on BBC with the biggest boobs on tv) - and today was no exception. They are starting a campaign for men to test themselves for testicular cancer - or, as I thought at first a campaign for a man’s partner to test her man for testicular cancer by checking out his testicles for any uncommon bumps etc. I think it is the first since men have more chance of feeling them and knowing the shape and general feeling - although it would be nice for a someone to do it for you on a regular basis.
Tomorrow they are doing a full frontal examination after 8.30 am - so I shall be there with SW… and we can check my chaps together. Actually the title Check the Chaps is a bit twee for me - trouble is I cannot think of a pithy phrase which has balls in it to mean the same.

Anyway - just back from two hours ballroom dancing (hold on I think that should be Chaproom Dancing) - great quickstep and social foxtrot - and nothing like a nice twinkle in the latter. Ready now to investigate a 14% red wine from Spain with my pasta.